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She used to be someone
Wont Some Nice White Person Please Give Ann Coulter A Hug?
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Sad Ann Coulter is sad
Ann Coulter is not doing so well. Its been a rough ride for the original Blonde Conservative Chick, whos looking a little past her pull date, if you know what we mean. (Wed apologize for sounding sexist and ageist, but shed hate that, so we wont.) She used to be a novelty, but now there are dozens of younger, blonder, leggier, dumber, smilier, crazier conservative chicks. She is nothing special. Shes this close to being an answer on Jeopardy!: Born in 1961, this conservative columnist and commentator used to regularly appear on television and in newspapers, before she was deemed too toxic even for most conservatives. Who is Ann Coulter? And does anyone care? Alas, no.
She has written a new book her eleventh, we think, though we dont care enough to look it up, so lets just say its her eleventh. It is also the first book that does not have liberal or liberals or liberalism or Democrats (same difference, right?) in the title, again, by our rough estimation.* And you dont even get to see her boobs on the cover. She really likes showing her boobs on her book covers. Instead, there is only her colorless sad face.
Her latest book is called ¡Adios, America! get it? so clever! and while there is no amount of money you could pay or or sexual acts you could perform to persuade us to read the thing, the Amazon blurb indicates its about how much she hates immigrants, as opposed to her standard screeds against liberals and Democrats in general. Shes been keeping herself busy promoting her new book, appearing on whatever fourth-rate rightwing radio show will have her, most of them in Iowa. She has said all the horrible hateful things weve come to expect, and have long since grown tired of hearing, from her: about Latinos and gays and women and Muslims and abortion, and how they, with their evil lefty accomplices, will destroy America. For the eleventh time. Now buy this book!
In an interview before a mostly Latino audience, she refused to let a Latina immigrant audience member hug her because, she said, she was recovering from the flu. Maybe she was, but she certainly wasnt upset by all the headlines screaming ANN COULTER REFUSED TO LET IMMIGRANT HUG HER! You can be fairly certain shed refuse such a request, even if she had an original long-form perfect bill of health. She followed that up by saying that in addition to undocumented immigrants, she doesnt want any cripples or fat chicks allowed in her country either. Now please buy this book!
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Im a student of American History, so Im appalled by though I would really like to like Nikki Haley since she is a Republican. On the other hand, she is an immigrant and does not understand Americas history.
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pscot
(21,024 posts)She's a dreadful person.
niyad
(114,006 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)rurallib
(62,492 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,893 posts)Yavin4
(35,455 posts)So, be gentle.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)callousness, confusion and constipation. Step away from the Coulter.
malthaussen
(17,242 posts)... you'd have to pay me wealth amounting to an independent income to hug her.
-- Mal
yellowdogintexas
(22,292 posts)Or being turned into an Ice Zombie; I bet she has the power of instant freeze
UTUSN
(70,810 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)Couldn't name one. Must be that she is so toxic that there is no one else willing to say the awful things she says, whether younger or older or blonder or not.