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Little Star

(17,055 posts) Mon Jun 29, 2015, 07:17 AM Jun 2015

We got a new slow cooker....

lol

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We got a new slow cooker.... (Original Post) Little Star Jun 2015 OP

I shell be over when dinner is ready pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #1

How's his escargot? Tom_Foolery Jun 2015 #2

"Vroom, vroom." pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #3

Ha ha! Tom_Foolery Jun 2015 #6

Uh, chef...there's a hare in my soup! Phentex Jun 2015 #4

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a flu shot? Little Star Jun 2015 #5

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. I shell be over when dinner is ready

Reply to Little Star (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2015, 07:21 AM

Jun 2015

Tom_Foolery

(4,691 posts)

2. How's his escargot?

Reply to Little Star (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2015, 08:45 AM

Jun 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. "Vroom, vroom."

Reply to Tom_Foolery (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 29, 2015, 08:52 AM

Jun 2015

Oh, wait...you mean...

Well, that's very different!

Tom_Foolery

(4,691 posts)

6. Ha ha!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 29, 2015, 04:06 PM

Jun 2015

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

4. Uh, chef...there's a hare in my soup!

Reply to Little Star (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2015, 10:42 AM

Jun 2015

Little Star

(17,055 posts)

5. What do you get when you cross a turtle and a flu shot?

Reply to Little Star (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2015, 03:19 PM

Jun 2015

A: a slow-poke.

Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!

Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!

Q: What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A: A slow poke.

Q: What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
A: A 6-foot turtle.

Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on

Q: What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because their ears are so small!

Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!

Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!

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