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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI found something more gawdawful than Sharknado
Sharktopus vs. Pterocuda.
trueblue2007
(17,250 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)A minute and a half of the first one was 5 minutes too much out of my life.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)narwhals with Uzis for in place of their long horns
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)Vice President Ann Coulter
Iggo
(47,597 posts)It was even worse than I hoped it would be.
jmowreader
(50,601 posts)That'd be like thinking "Snakes on a Plane" would feature rottweilers on a Trailways bus.
Iggo
(47,597 posts)This thing is happening.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Turns out you're three hours ahead of me so now I have to cool my jets for a while. It's like waiting for Christmas to come!
Does it live in water or on land?
Iggo
(47,597 posts)Sharktopus don't care, though.
Land or sea, he's a badass.
Baitball Blogger
(46,780 posts)Part of the plot line of Two-Headed Shark attack.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)You have to admit, you practically begged for that with that setup.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)Near the end, I heard a very appropriate line of dialogue.
"Who watches this crap?"
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Arturo: It's like a unholy union between a piranha and an anaconda.
Talia: You mean a piranhaconda?
Pike: I can't believe you just said that.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)They don't seem to have any of the others, though I'm sure the siffie channel is a literal goldmine for them
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)So that should be on their site soon.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)DawgHouse
(4,019 posts)That was brilliant!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Ilsa
(61,717 posts)Absolutely disgusting!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Apparently Sharktopus agreed.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Particularly the scene where Pted starts choking on SharkTrump's hairpiece.
clarice
(5,504 posts)Paulie
(8,462 posts)With Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. What's not to love???
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Two-Headed Shark Attack, followed by Three-Headed Shark Attack, and coming up next Zombie Shark.
Baitball Blogger
(46,780 posts)"Three-headed Shark Attack"?
Or, "Ghost Shark?"
Baitball Blogger
(46,780 posts)in the water to do some McGyvering under the dock, and when she gets back on the dock, in the next immediate scene her hair is dry.
NewJeffCT
(56,829 posts)when Fin's young girlfriend says recounts a horror story from her youth: "6 people went into the water, only one little girl came out. The sharks got the rest." You could practically hear Robert Shaw turning over in his grave.
Baitball Blogger
(46,780 posts)Unfortunately, I was never motivated to go back over it again to test my theory.
NewJeffCT
(56,829 posts)The woman that plays Roberta was the guard at a military facility and said to Ian Zeiring how she hated sharks. And, Zeiring replies to her, "at least it's not zombies!"
Baitball Blogger
(46,780 posts)I had to leave several times during the show. Did Ann Coulter turn into shark bait?
NewJeffCT
(56,829 posts)after they raised the flag, I missed it until they were in Charleston. I don't even know if they explained why Nova missed the entire second movie
catbyte
(34,546 posts)Sharknado movie were publicizing it, so it's gotta be on soon. Is it really named, "Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell No!"?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)See the trailer in #10.
Ilsa
(61,717 posts)I hope she's munched on.
NewJeffCT
(56,829 posts)not sure, though.
catbyte
(34,546 posts)RebelOne
(30,947 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,829 posts)Mark Cuban.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)Bringing gravitas to the Sharknado 3 movie.
Plus Jerry Springer and Penn & Teller. And the kid from Malcolm in the Middle, all grown up.
Cheeto-worthy.
Dr. Strange
(25,929 posts)I did. He texted me a pic.
He was REALLY excited.
FSogol
(45,595 posts)Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Is responsible for all those scrappy movies