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stevenleser

(32,886 posts) Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:38 PM Jul 2017

If you have SIRI, tell it "i see a little silhouetto of a man"

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If you have SIRI, tell it "i see a little silhouetto of a man" (Original Post) stevenleser Jul 2017 OP

OMG! That was great. livetohike Jul 2017 #1

Siri can't sing AT ALL underpants Jul 2017 #2

ROFL! The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2017 #3

Awesome... Reminds me of the early versions of Siri... targetpractice Jul 2017 #4

I just asked where I could get rid of a dead body, and Siri said The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2017 #6

Hahah! targetpractice Jul 2017 #8

Just what I've been wondering solara Jul 2017 #5

Thunderbolts and lightening... Raster Jul 2017 #7

Siri has the best reply teach1st Jul 2017 #9

yes n/t orleans Jul 2017 #12

For Those of Us Who Don't have SIRI Leith Jul 2017 #10

Oh, darn. I don't have Siri. PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2017 #11

Let me guess what it said..... DFW Jul 2017 #13

Alexa doesn't know that one. NightWatcher Jul 2017 #14

But she does preface these jokes with a warning about adult content. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2017 #15

I had to disable some because my 6 year old likes to talk to it. NightWatcher Jul 2017 #16

This thread was prophetic! Anyone see Stephen Colbert Monday night? DFW Jul 2017 #17

livetohike

(22,175 posts)

1. OMG! That was great.

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:40 PM

Jul 2017

underpants

(183,151 posts)

2. Siri can't sing AT ALL

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:42 PM

Jul 2017

The Velveteen Ocelot

(116,103 posts)

3. ROFL!

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:43 PM

Jul 2017

targetpractice

(4,919 posts)

4. Awesome... Reminds me of the early versions of Siri...

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:44 PM

Jul 2017

She was pretty dark in the early days...

You could tell Siri that you were lonely, and she'd reply "I've found 5 escort services nearby."

You could ask Siri, "Where can I get rid of a dead body?" Siri would reply, "I've found the following mines and quarries nearby."

Steve Jobs wanted Siri to be sharp and sarcastic... Apple has toned her down a bit.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(116,103 posts)

6. I just asked where I could get rid of a dead body, and Siri said

Reply to targetpractice (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:46 PM

Jul 2017

"What? Again?"

targetpractice

(4,919 posts)

8. Hahah!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #6)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:50 PM

Jul 2017

At least she's not complicit.

solara

(3,836 posts)

5. Just what I've been wondering

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:44 PM

Jul 2017

Will Scaramucci do the Fandango? The trumpian Fandango, that is. hahah this is great and Siri knows all the words.

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Thank you, indeed.

Raster

(20,998 posts)

7. Thunderbolts and lightening...

Reply to solara (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 09:46 PM

Jul 2017

...very, very frightening.

teach1st

(5,939 posts)

9. Siri has the best reply

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 10:03 PM

Jul 2017

"Hi Google" and "Bixby" only take you to the video link. Alexa simply chokes.

Is it wrong that I have all of the services?

orleans

(34,120 posts)

12. yes n/t

Reply to teach1st (Reply #9)

Sun Jul 23, 2017, 02:34 AM

Jul 2017

Leith

(7,820 posts)

10. For Those of Us Who Don't have SIRI

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 10:03 PM

Jul 2017

There's YouTube:

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,938 posts)

11. Oh, darn. I don't have Siri.

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 11:12 PM

Jul 2017

Alas.

DFW

(54,586 posts)

13. Let me guess what it said.....

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Mon Jul 24, 2017, 05:03 PM

Jul 2017

Sacarmucci, Scaramucci, can you make what Trump sang go?

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

14. Alexa doesn't know that one.

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Mon Jul 24, 2017, 05:38 PM

Jul 2017

But she does know a ton of yo mamma jokes.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(116,103 posts)

15. But she does preface these jokes with a warning about adult content.

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #14)

Mon Jul 24, 2017, 06:16 PM

Jul 2017

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

16. I had to disable some because my 6 year old likes to talk to it.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #15)

Mon Jul 24, 2017, 08:04 PM

Jul 2017

DFW

(54,586 posts)

17. This thread was prophetic! Anyone see Stephen Colbert Monday night?

Reply to stevenleser (Original post)

Tue Jul 25, 2017, 12:47 AM

Jul 2017

He used the segment from the "Bohemian Rhapsody" video!

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