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Man's Absolutely Disastrous Tinder Date Has The Internet Grimacing
http://www.guacamoley.com/lol/2017/09/06/Z191FM4/mans-absolutely-disastrous-tinder
Everyone has had bad dating stories, especially with the advent of online dating apps, but Liam Smyth definitely has you beat for the worst dating experience ever.
Smyth's Tinder date started out innocently enough. He took his date to Nando's restaurant where they were apparently having a "lovely evening." They then decided to go back to his place to watch a documentary and drink some wine. That's when things started to get real weird. Real fast.
Smyth wrote on his GoFund Me page:
"About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me."
The story went like this:
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
Everyone has had bad dating stories, especially with the advent of online dating apps, but Liam Smyth definitely has you beat for the worst dating experience ever.
Smyth's Tinder date started out innocently enough. He took his date to Nando's restaurant where they were apparently having a "lovely evening." They then decided to go back to his place to watch a documentary and drink some wine. That's when things started to get real weird. Real fast.
Smyth wrote on his GoFund Me page:
"About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me."
The story went like this:
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
Amazing pics of it at the link. Be very wary of bringing home strange women.
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Your warning comes a couple decades too late for me.
(Sorry, somehow I double posted this. Must have been the trauma of old memories)
Liam seems to have come out of it okay. Liam's date, not so much. 
(And by the way, some of the best experiences of my life happened because I brought strange women home...lol.)
I've had wonderful experiences with strange quirky liberal women I've brought home. But the 2 craziest ones (in unpleasant ways) coincidentally both had strange affinities for their own waste products and were very dirty girls in many other ways.
I don't want to go into too many details but I'm not Donald Trump and they were not Russian hookers so I don't know what they were thinking.
