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Totally Bogus Product! Dont Be Sucked In! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 OP
How do you know for sure? Did you buy a pair? shraby Sep 2017 #1
Two! I thought the first was broken! 😢 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #3
you want I should kick your gullible, sucked-in ass, Floyd R. Turbo? Skittles Sep 2017 #2
Fair warning Skittles, Im a Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #5
Please. Aristus Sep 2017 #31
I am in Wisconsin, kicking some Cheesehead ass Skittles Sep 2017 #33
Look out, Wisconsin! Aristus Sep 2017 #34
LOLOL!! I can't remember what movie........... dammit........... raven mad Sep 2017 #4
There was a movie? Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #6
I think it was called SonofDonald Sep 2017 #11
Yea, yea! I remember that! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #13
See, I WAS 9!!! raven mad Sep 2017 #16
Stephen King says there was an alternate ending that was even more horrifying. Dave Starsky Sep 2017 #41
That's the ending I seem to remember SonofDonald Sep 2017 #42
Was it The Monolith Monsters (1957)? Dave Starsky Sep 2017 #46
Score!!!!! SonofDonald Sep 2017 #50
You helped me, as well. Dave Starsky Sep 2017 #54
I watched "Kronos" last night. SonofDonald Sep 2017 #60
I watched it too! Dave Starsky Sep 2017 #64
I remember seeing these at the Northgate Theater in Memphis. Laffy Kat Sep 2017 #61
I've known that for 50 years. Lochloosa Sep 2017 #7
Bastard people! 😡 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #8
Nonsense. They are "Guaranteed!" jberryhill Sep 2017 #9
Sea Monkeys! Ha! I fed them to my goldfish! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #15
OMG - my next-door neighbor put these in his pool in quantity. raven mad Sep 2017 #18
I totally sent away for these! I got what looked like hay in a bag. They NEVER grew Squinch Sep 2017 #52
These were better jberryhill Sep 2017 #55
. Squinch Sep 2017 #58
You're supposed to make people THINK the glasses work FakeNoose Sep 2017 #10
Just not right to fool a fella! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #17
they are not!! KT2000 Sep 2017 #12
Yeah! You cant guarantee stuff and not guarantee stuff! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #19
I had them in fifth grade. They worked jberryhill Sep 2017 #21
Do you still have them? Can I buy them? Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #22
Unfortunately jberryhill Sep 2017 #23
😢 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #24
Why not just take off your own clothes and look in the mirror? jberryhill Sep 2017 #25
To uh, you know, root out evil doers! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #26
You are woefully unprepared jberryhill Sep 2017 #27
I was relying on the glasses! Im trying to stay within budget here! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #28
Money problems? Here's your answer... jberryhill Sep 2017 #35
How do you think I bought the glasses? Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #36
What really sucks about GRIT jberryhill Sep 2017 #37
Not to mention I have to Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #38
It's better than my job jberryhill Sep 2017 #39
Good afternoon sir. Would you like to purchase a Wikipedia. Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #40
Oh, I remember that tank ad. NT mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2017 #45
I have a friend who bought them and he let me analyze them. Here's how they work: NBachers Sep 2017 #14
Not fair! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #20
nice.... dhill926 Sep 2017 #29
The ones I had had a small nuclear resonance imaging matrix... Dave Starsky Sep 2017 #47
No Comrade, that is "Maskirovka" ThoughtCriminal Sep 2017 #30
Godamn it! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #32
We'll never know the true number of kids who drowned in their cardboard submarine Kaleva Sep 2017 #43
I did not get the body I always wanted. Don't waste the $2.00. Ptah Sep 2017 #44
I'm going to step in and defend this ad. Dave Starsky Sep 2017 #48
I'm 63, and have the body of a 26-year old. SeattleVet Sep 2017 #53
So a real man is someone who assaults another at the beach. Kaleva Sep 2017 #62
This product was often the talk of slumber parties. LeftInTX Sep 2017 #49
I did. Bogus! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #56
LOL - Boy's Life and Cosmo? LeftInTX Sep 2017 #59
So you didn't get the size 39 man boobs you thought you would? Kaleva Sep 2017 #63
My first pair didn't work, but I returned them to Amazon and the second pair works! RKP5637 Sep 2017 #51
Damn! I bought my from eBay! No refunds! 😢 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2017 #57

Skittles

(153,314 posts)
2. you want I should kick your gullible, sucked-in ass, Floyd R. Turbo?
Wed Sep 20, 2017, 05:40 PM
Sep 2017

I WILL WEAR MY X-RAY SPEX IF YOU LIKE; yes INDEED

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
11. I think it was called
Wed Sep 20, 2017, 06:03 PM
Sep 2017

"X, The man with the X-Ray eyes"

And starred Ray Milland.

Yup, just checked, that's what it was called and was directed by Roger Corman in 1963.

Freaked me out when I saw it as a kid, especially the ending.

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
41. Stephen King says there was an alternate ending that was even more horrifying.
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 10:09 AM
Sep 2017

It was supposedly cut. (At least, as rumor has it.)

Ray Milland looks up with his bloody eye sockets and says, "I CAN STILL SEE!"

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
42. That's the ending I seem to remember
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 12:05 PM
Sep 2017

Although it's been a long time since I saw it, like 40+ years ago.

But it may have been that they were solid black also, I just remember that it wigged me out big time even though I've been a horror/scary movie nut since I can remember, I had a black and white tv in my attic room at 5-6 years old.

It could have been either ending, just been way too long.

There is a movie from my younger years I've never seen since, a huge square or upright rectangular robot working it's way across the landscape it's legs at each corner going up and down smashing everything.

Black and white I think, I don't know what it was called, now that one is a stumper for me, always been in the back of my memories, I'd love to know what it was called to see it again.

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
46. Was it The Monolith Monsters (1957)?
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 02:03 PM
Sep 2017

Last edited Fri Sep 22, 2017, 02:35 PM - Edit history (1)



Basically a bunch of giant crystals moving across the country falling and smashing everything in sight.

It was a staple of weekend afternoon "Science Fiction Theater".

ON EDIT: I know what it is. It's Kronos (1957)! Came out the same year and is very similar in plot to Monolith Monsters. But it has the giant cuboidal energy-sucking robot with pile driver legs.



Kronos is available on YouTube, if you're not doing anything this weekend and want to reconnect with your misspent youth.

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
50. Score!!!!!
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 04:52 PM
Sep 2017

It's Kronos, that's the one!, thank you so much for your reply!!!!!

Yeah, can you tell I'm stoked?, I also remember the one about the crystals but it's not one I'd watch again.

I don't even remember the plot from Kronos but that's no big deal, I'll watch it on YouTube tonight.

And again thanks, you made my day!.

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
54. You helped me, as well.
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 06:00 PM
Sep 2017

I LOVED those movies growing up. Every kid did! They were the cheapest and most spectacular form of entertainment we had available to us at the time.

Those movies you and I remember so well were designed to produce fear, and they succeeded within the constraints of not showing blood, sex, bad language, etc. They are more powerful films today because of that.

You helped me remember and appreciate a film I had forgotten a long time ago.

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
60. I watched "Kronos" last night.
Sun Sep 24, 2017, 03:10 PM
Sep 2017

Decent special effects for the time, story not so much but then the movie was made to follow an idea of huge robots conquering the earth, otherwise the plot kinda stunk with the mind control over a human to follow the invaders wishes thing.

But it was fun to watch, thanks again!

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
64. I watched it too!
Sun Sep 24, 2017, 08:19 PM
Sep 2017

I have to give them credit for advancing the subject of depleting the Earth's resources, and the robot was kind of creepy. But overall, the whole thing moved pretty slowly even by 1950s schlock cinema standards. They spent fully half of the movie standing around on the beach in Mexico talking about... well, nothing in particular.

I'm also scratching my head over that whole subplot with the scientist being mind-controlled. What the hell was that all about? Somebody's uncle must have needed an acting job. (Either that, or they just needed a convenient way to explain the robot's motives without the characters having to figure it out on their own.)

But it was worth a watch.

Laffy Kat

(16,394 posts)
61. I remember seeing these at the Northgate Theater in Memphis.
Sun Sep 24, 2017, 06:29 PM
Sep 2017

Our parents liked it because it would get us out of the house for awhile. Usually one parent would load up a car with all the neighborhood kids, drop us of off, and another parent would pick us up. The theater was a pit. It was filthy and all the older kids would smoke in the bathrooms. I was afraid to go into the Girl's Room because they were mean to younger kids. Every now and then the theater allow a flick that had a glance of naked boobies. We'd all howl and applaud.

Squinch

(51,090 posts)
52. I totally sent away for these! I got what looked like hay in a bag. They NEVER grew
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 05:29 PM
Sep 2017

blonde hair and crowns with bows like they show. I added water and they just looked like hay in water.

Story of my life. "What was your childhood pet?" "Hay in water."

FakeNoose

(32,917 posts)
10. You're supposed to make people THINK the glasses work
Wed Sep 20, 2017, 06:01 PM
Sep 2017

Especially girls - never tell a girl the glasses don't work.

That's the joke. Sorry Floyd!



KT2000

(20,605 posts)
12. they are not!!
Wed Sep 20, 2017, 06:05 PM
Sep 2017

years ago my brother and his friend got some of those and they said they really worked!! I believe those 8 year olds to this day. Besides that it says they are guaranteed.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
25. Why not just take off your own clothes and look in the mirror?
Wed Sep 20, 2017, 06:37 PM
Sep 2017

What was it you were planning to do with these, exactly?
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
27. You are woefully unprepared
Wed Sep 20, 2017, 06:48 PM
Sep 2017

First, even if you wear the x-ray specs, they can still see you. You are going to need to use this:



Then, once you have found them undetected, you are going to need this:



Sounds like you haven't gotten your equipment sorted out yet.
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
37. What really sucks about GRIT
Thu Sep 21, 2017, 09:57 AM
Sep 2017

Is that it's pretty hard these days to go door-to-door and ask people to pay you 10 cents to look at a website: grit.com

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,725 posts)
40. Good afternoon sir. Would you like to purchase a Wikipedia.
Thu Sep 21, 2017, 01:29 PM
Sep 2017

“Hell no! My kids can walk to school just like I did.”

NBachers

(17,192 posts)
14. I have a friend who bought them and he let me analyze them. Here's how they work:
Wed Sep 20, 2017, 06:09 PM
Sep 2017

Last edited Wed Sep 20, 2017, 07:00 PM - Edit history (1)

There's a pinhole in each side. There is a feather glued across each pinhole. The feather makes it look like the lines of what you're looking at are blurred and doubled. That gives the so-called illusion.

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
47. The ones I had had a small nuclear resonance imaging matrix...
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 03:14 PM
Sep 2017

connected to two miniaturized cathode-ray displays. The whole thing seemed to be powered by a small three-milliwatt thermal gradient power plant activated by the wearer's body heat (there were small nickel alloy thermal contacts on each arm of the glasses right above the ears).

But I just had the cheap Japanese knockoffs. My family couldn't afford the ones advertised in the backs of comic books. We had to make do on dad's paycheck from the Army out in Roswell, NM.

I didn't think about doing it with a goose feather. Does that work? How would you even do that?

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
48. I'm going to step in and defend this ad.
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 04:11 PM
Sep 2017

"Dynamic Tension" is, basically, a collection of strengthening exercises where you either your work with your own body weight or push against objects that don't move. That is never going to make you look like a classically sculpted physical hero. If you want to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, then you will need to train like him and have his genetics.

What "Dynamic Tension" will do for you is very important: It will get you off of the couch. You will start exercising. And just because of that, you WILL inevitably get stronger. You will start feeling better about yourself and your place in the world. You will then look at everything around you differently.

Charles Atlas included a bunch of other stuff in his course regarding nutrition, boxing techniques, etc. It is all very old-fashioned, but there is still some central wisdom to it. Charles didn't want us to eat refined flour, for instance. I'm okay with that.

Anyway, I just felt I had to pop in and defend this ad. It may be the most useful ad that ever showed up in the comic books of the late 20th Century.

SeattleVet

(5,485 posts)
53. I'm 63, and have the body of a 26-year old.
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 05:31 PM
Sep 2017


(However, if the police ever search the cabinet in my basement, I'm really royally screwed!)

Kaleva

(36,406 posts)
62. So a real man is someone who assaults another at the beach.
Sun Sep 24, 2017, 06:56 PM
Sep 2017

And he continues to go out with a woman who ridiculed him by calling him "little boy" but considers him to be a "real man " after he becomes physically violent. So much going on in that ad.

LeftInTX

(25,813 posts)
49. This product was often the talk of slumber parties.
Fri Sep 22, 2017, 04:36 PM
Sep 2017

No one we knew ever ordered one, so there was much speculation

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