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bif

(22,856 posts) Fri Aug 25, 2023, 10:42 PM Aug 2023

Anybody know any good Detroit jokes?

If you do. please post 'em here.

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Anybody know any good Detroit jokes? (Original Post) bif Aug 2023 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author RandySF Aug 2023 #1

South Park... ret5hd Aug 2023 #2

Capitalism. Think. Again. Aug 2023 #3

What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? rubbersole Aug 2023 #4

Good one! bif Aug 2023 #7

Kid Rock. multigraincracker Aug 2023 #5

Ted Shitler. Hassler Aug 2023 #6

My favorite one is... bif Aug 2023 #8

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RandySF This message was self-deleted by its author.

ret5hd

(20,595 posts)

2. South Park...

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Aug 25, 2023, 10:45 PM

Aug 2023

“Where was I gonna go? Detroit?”

Think. Again.

(9,098 posts)

3. Capitalism.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Aug 25, 2023, 10:48 PM

Aug 2023

rubbersole

(6,793 posts)

4. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Aug 25, 2023, 10:52 PM

Aug 2023

You get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

bif

(22,856 posts)

7. Good one!

Reply to rubbersole (Reply #4)

Sat Aug 26, 2023, 11:45 AM

Aug 2023

Thanks!

multigraincracker

(32,807 posts)

5. Kid Rock.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Aug 25, 2023, 10:56 PM

Aug 2023

Hassler

(3,410 posts)

6. Ted Shitler.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Aug 25, 2023, 11:22 PM

Aug 2023

bif

(22,856 posts)

8. My favorite one is...

Reply to bif (Original post)

Sat Aug 26, 2023, 11:49 AM

Aug 2023

Guy's walking around downtown and finds a dead body. So he calls the police to report it. The cop asks him where the body is and the guys say Beaubien. The cops asks him to spell it and he says, "B-E O, not wait, that's B-O-U...Hang on, I'm going to drag him over to John R, I'll call you right back."

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