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TexasTowelie

(112,623 posts)
Fri Feb 14, 2014, 04:46 PM Feb 2014

If experiment works, Texas may employ an army of firefighting goats

Goats could soon dot the Texas landscape as wildfire prevention experts try new ways to keep down highly flammable brush, a key component in the outbreak and spread of wildfire.

It started when city officials in Victoria put goats to work clearing the city's Riverside Park in an experiment to test if the four legged chompers could beat out two-legged landscapers for the task of ridding the area of overgrown shrubs.

Now the goats' work is being closely watched by fire prevention officials at Texas A&M. If successful, the plan is to push out the idea out as a statewide tool for hazardous fuel reduction.

"I saw the news about the goats and I loved it," said Bruce Woods, head of mitigation and prevention at the Texas A&M Forest Service.

"What we are planning to do now would be to audit the goats and then show this as an example across Texas. We would say to local fire prevention teams, this is an idea you might want to look into," Woods said.

More at http://www.beaumontenterprise.com/news/article/If-experiment-works-Texas-may-employ-an-army-of-5232274.php .

[font color=green]Quick, call Ernst & Young! Let's see if the auditors are as tough on the goats as they were on me when I had to demonstrate my job functions and write procedure manuals.[/font]

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If experiment works, Texas may employ an army of firefighting goats (Original Post) TexasTowelie Feb 2014 OP
When I went to a prescribed burn school, they said the perfect combination efhmc Feb 2014 #1
I for one welcome our goat overlords shenmue Feb 2014 #2
Backed by an army of elephants. Warren Stupidity Feb 2014 #3
Sounds like a good project for Dubya. tanyev Feb 2014 #4
How do you audit a goat? starroute Feb 2014 #5
I would guess it's like auditing a class. kentauros Feb 2014 #6

efhmc

(14,736 posts)
1. When I went to a prescribed burn school, they said the perfect combination
Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:39 PM
Feb 2014

was a controlled burn and then goat control, to help clear mesquite and cedar. With the clearing of those overgrown species the water table would be significantly increased.

 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
3. Backed by an army of elephants.
Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:47 PM
Feb 2014

Trained to stamp out burning goats.




It is an old joke, but still worth a snort.

tanyev

(42,669 posts)
4. Sounds like a good project for Dubya.
Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:51 PM
Feb 2014

He loves clearing brush, he could barely drag his attention away from a story about a goat even when there was a terrible crisis he should have been dealing with, and he's not got much else going on right now. Perfect.

starroute

(12,977 posts)
5. How do you audit a goat?
Fri Feb 14, 2014, 07:06 PM
Feb 2014

Do you have to make sure its books balance and that it followed generally accepted accounting procedures?

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