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Related: About this forumBottle rocket shot from anus leads to lawsuit
A U.S. college student is suing his fraternity after a fellow frat boy allegedly got drunk and shot bottle rockets out of his anus, causing the startled plaintiff to fall off a balcony.
Louis Helmburg III is suing the the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity at Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia, as well as member Travis Hughes, over drunken misadventures that allegedly occurred at a frat party on May 1, 2011.
"Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in a drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck," reads the lawsuit.
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/02/02/bottle-rocket-shot-from-anus-leads-to-lawsuit
The best quote, indeed, words to live by:
"the activity of drinking underage and firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an 'ultra hazardous' activity."
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Bottle rocket shot from anus leads to lawsuit (Original Post)
Dr. Strange
Feb 2012
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Dead_Parrot
(14,478 posts)1. Aww, c'mon...
...who hasn't done that?
yellowcanine
(35,705 posts)2. Some of the comments are hysterical.....
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heard that he was singing the US national anthem when he blew hisass off---"and the rockets red glare, my arse bursting with flare--"
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morebeer 3 comments collapsed Collapse Expand
♬...Relieved at the sight, that my balls were still there......♬
Javaman
(62,540 posts)3. This guy was a regular bottle rocket scientasst. nt
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)4. Brings new meaning to the phrase, "he was drunk off his ass"
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)5. At least he was shooting the rockets out of his own anus. nt
Dead_Parrot
(14,478 posts)6. and not in. nt
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)7. Perfect.
Very good.
leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)8. the best quote deserves its own t-shirt
"the activity of drinking underage and firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an 'ultra hazardous' activity."
why is he suing the frat . oh thats right
rox63
(9,464 posts)9. Just when you thought you'd heard it all
Someone goes and expands the boundaries of stupid.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)10. Was the first name of the guy shooting the rocket out of his ass: Beavis?