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Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 07:28 PM Feb 2019

The pocket reference guide...

Last edited Tue Feb 5, 2019, 08:30 PM - Edit history (1)

No, I'm not dead. I've been resting.

This is finally getting an update (it will take a while, I need to re-source some stuff and clean out the old HTML) but if you've got any requests or suggestions, drop them here or in that thread. I'll try and get it finished before we go extinct.

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The pocket reference guide... (Original Post) Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 OP
Wow! Welcome back!!! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #1
Thank you! It's good to be back... Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #2
Remember me? Fellow DU.2 mod... Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #3
Of course... Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #4
I noticed! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #5
Sadly... Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #6
I know. Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #7
Well, we're still all going to die... Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #8
Yup, you did miss the worst part Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #9
The "2016 Postmortem" forum is depressing reading. Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #10
Oh, yes! That was just awful! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #11
That's the nice thing about living in NZ... Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #12
He can't even find most U.S. states on a map - so I think you're safe! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #13
He cant even find Mexico if the "San Antonio Wall" is anything to go by Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #14
Damn straight! hatrack Feb 2019 #30
Welcome back from the rest... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #15
Thank mate. Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #16
You've been missed! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #17
Thanks mate. Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #18
Drat! I was going to make a prolonged squawk joke and you beat me to it! Maeve Feb 2019 #19
Thanks Maeve Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #20
Wow! greatauntoftriplets Feb 2019 #21
The worst thing is.... Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #22
Well, you can start making up for lost time! greatauntoftriplets Feb 2019 #23
Welcome, new folk! Oh god, we're all going to die. Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #24
Nothing new except maybe the reasons for some of the arguments. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2019 #25
It would be worse if we didn't. Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #26
Exactly. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2019 #28
Welcome back, old friend! The_jackalope Feb 2019 #27
I wont argue. Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #29
I figured you were taken by space aliens. hunter Feb 2019 #31
It's when the aliens lock you in a psyche ward... Dead_Parrot Feb 2019 #32

Rhiannon12866

(206,853 posts)
1. Wow! Welcome back!!!
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 01:54 AM
Feb 2019

We've missed you! I did a double take when I looked on the date of this post! So glad to have you back with us!

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
2. Thank you! It's good to be back...
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 02:13 AM
Feb 2019


Life's been a bit sideways, but finally settling down.
And it's nice to see familiar names still here.

Pity everything is still terrible...
Oh well. There's still time for a party.

Rhiannon12866

(206,853 posts)
3. Remember me? Fellow DU.2 mod...
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 02:20 AM
Feb 2019

This is my favorite group and I've often looked to see if you've come back, but it has been awhile, LOL. And I'm sure that all the regulars in this group will be glad to see you, too - especially hatrack!

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
4. Of course...
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 03:24 AM
Feb 2019

... There wasn't a day go past when we didn't have a Tyler Durden, Dyler Turden, Tyden Durler, so somesuch rolling up.

Good times.

These days you can have a lead host vanish for 6 years and (almost) no-one notices. Hey ho...

Did I miss anything important?

Rhiannon12866

(206,853 posts)
5. I noticed!
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 03:34 AM
Feb 2019

As I said, I looked periodically. You were my nightside fellow mod - I spotted 'em, you nuked 'em - we were quite the demolition cleanup team!

And where should I start?? The effects of global climate change are understandably the major topic of this forum - and, of course, the fact that Trump is either ignoring the issue - or doing his very best to make things much worse.

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
6. Sadly...
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 03:40 AM
Feb 2019

...neither The the Mango Menage, nor our continued slide into oblivion, are things I managed to avoid.

Rhiannon12866

(206,853 posts)
7. I know.
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 03:57 AM
Feb 2019

Things aren't necessarily all that upbeat on DU these days. And you picked a tough day to return, Trump news has dominated the airwaves in particular today with his lengthy and cringeworthy State of the Union speech - following the longest government shutdown in our history, for which he was proud to take responsibility. So your return is about the only good news here today - so thank you for that! Your timing is perfect!

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
8. Well, we're still all going to die...
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 04:24 AM
Feb 2019

...but at least Congress is back on the path of sanity and Mueller is blood-hounding his way through the paper trail. Plus there's some interesting names turning up for for 2020 (Apart from Schultz, he can go and do one.)

I imagine it was much grimmer 2 years ago. Fortunately for me, I spent '16 & '17 hiding in my blanket fort with a crate of scotch.

If we live long enough to see Trump behind bars while Mar-a-Lago slips quietly under the waves, I'll take it as a small victory.

Rhiannon12866

(206,853 posts)
9. Yup, you did miss the worst part
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 04:34 AM
Feb 2019

The fallout from this hijacked election was brutal here, as you can imagine. I foolishly had dental surgery on election day 2016, nodded off watching the returns on TV and woke up at about 3am to see Trump and his entire disreputable extended family on the TV - I'm still hoping it was just a bad dream and I'll eventually wake up! This entire episode is too bizarre and unbelievable for words!

Rhiannon12866

(206,853 posts)
11. Oh, yes! That was just awful!
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 05:12 AM
Feb 2019

I'm not sure we've fully recovered from that. And the fact that Trump is actively dissing our long time allies and selling us out to our long time adversaries - and this is still going on! - is causing a lot of anger and stress here each and every day...

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
14. He cant even find Mexico if the "San Antonio Wall" is anything to go by
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 06:18 AM
Feb 2019



Edit: For those of you from the rest of E/E wondering why we're just waffling: I'm sorry. You should absolutely complain to the hosts.

Also, https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181179112

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
16. Thank mate.
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 07:11 AM
Feb 2019

Ill fell off my perch for a bit. Personal stuff. But now I'm back! To chew ass and kick gum. And I'm all out of ass.

Why is this stuck on my foot?

Bloody humans.

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
18. Thanks mate.
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 07:29 AM
Feb 2019

Old parrots never die,
They simply get tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk

(and fall off their perch)

Maeve

(42,310 posts)
19. Drat! I was going to make a prolonged squawk joke and you beat me to it!
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 08:56 AM
Feb 2019

That's what I get for sleeping in late....
Welcome back!

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
20. Thanks Maeve
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 09:16 AM
Feb 2019

I feel like an old, disabled, jigsaw piece fitting back into the hole of oblivion.

That's E/E I guess.

We're all going to die.

It's good to be back.

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
22. The worst thing is....
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 09:32 AM
Feb 2019

...my post count is really lame after this gap.

edit: Said elsewhere, but it's good to see old faces.

Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
24. Welcome, new folk! Oh god, we're all going to die.
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 09:44 AM
Feb 2019

Nothing new there, then.

(you saw the hole in Wilkes?)

And Hatrack, NNadir and JPak are still around. We can argue our way to oblivion.

greatauntoftriplets

(175,775 posts)
25. Nothing new except maybe the reasons for some of the arguments.
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 09:51 AM
Feb 2019

But, yes, we're all going to die. Eventually.

The_jackalope

(1,660 posts)
27. Welcome back, old friend!
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 12:04 PM
Feb 2019

I'm the entity formerly known as GliderGuider. (it's a long and pointless story involving my support of Louise Mensch)

I've given up arguing, and am sort of resting in place, under the cover of this new handle.

It's really good to see you again!

GG

hunter

(38,353 posts)
31. I figured you were taken by space aliens.
Wed Feb 6, 2019, 05:46 PM
Feb 2019

I hate it when that happens.

With me it's either that or the locked psych ward, although it's often difficult for me to discern which is which. I usually look at my feet. Funny hospital socks with non-slip treads is psych ward. My own shoes or boots with laces, or bare feet, that's alien abduction.

If you go for a walk and they give you pills and lead you back to bed, psych ward. If you go for a walk and talk to trees, space aliens.

Internet access is frequently problematic in either case.

Seventy five people, gone without a trace... it is now seventy four.

Welcome back, cowboy!

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