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Related: About this forumDon't Worry, Humanity -- Selfless Billionaires Will Save Us All
When humanitys dying stragglers mark up the final tapes for the time capsule, I hope theyll call this episode A Great Week to Bail Out an Airline. Even as David Attenborough warned of Earths crisis moment, the UK government rescued ailing airline Flybe on the basis that some people cant get to work between Wales and Scotland or wherever any other way. Eventually, surviving businessmen will be able to row between mountain peaks, but for now corporate efficiency trumped the climate emergency. Or the climate debate, as some still have it, even though its the sort of debate that should ideally ensue when I tell my children not to run in the road ie, none.
And so to the global backdrop. The Australian prime minister, Scott Morrison, must be religious, on the basis hes offered thoughts and prayers to the victims of Australias raging bushfires. In any reasonable theology, however, Morrisons decision to serve in a cabinet that abolished the countrys climate commission, to slash fire and rescue budgets, and to ignore repeated concerns of fire chiefs would suggest hes going to burn in hell. Or in Australia, which will probably be quicker.
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Musk this week claimed he wanted to put a million people on Mars by 2050, explaining that helping to pay for this is why Im accumulating assets on Earth. Sure. Boss it like a space pharoah. Alternatively, America might recall its seen guys like this before. Despite bewitching the government into giving him multi-multimillion-dollar contracts for warplanes throughout the second world war, Howard Hughes never produced and delivered a single one. According to Musk, there will be plenty of jobs on Mars. I bet there will. But given how absurd anyone connected with space exploration will tell you his scheme is, its probably time to accept that Elons more realistic 400-seater spaceship will be filled with female pop stars half his age who havent read the small print about their half of his contract to supply them with sustenance on Mars. The rest of us can look forward to his thruster engines scorching a simple farewell message into the last remaining bit of Earth yet to be burned: BYE PEDOS.
The ludicrous trust placed in Musk or Jeff Bezos or even Bill Gates derives from the fact we dont really know what to do with the planets billionaires, who are richer by several orders of magnitude than Gilded Age titans like Andrew Carnegie. The obvious answer would be to tax them, but our stunning failure to do so is forcing us to insist theyre just perfect for the role of saviours. Its difficult to think of a worse casting decision, except maybe that Bond movie where Denise Richards plays a nuclear physicist.
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/17/selfless-billionaires-earth-burning-elon-musk-mars
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Tax the McJob creators?
Heresy.
progree
(10,929 posts)Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us!, by Ralph Nader, 2011
https://www.amazon.com/Only-Super-Rich-Can-Save-Us/dp/158322923X
keithbvadu2
(36,985 posts)Billionaire says: T-r-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-s-t me...