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Tom Yossarian Joad

(19,232 posts)
Thu Apr 25, 2024, 03:43 PM Apr 25

Stolen from fb

Laughed so hard I almost dropped my Samsung S69 Ultra pro Premium Top, unbreakable obsidian and cryptonite. With 4G, 5G and 7G signal, 1268 Terabytes of space, 5000X optical zoom (see saturn in 4k) 256 Gb RAM, 6959 Megapixels, wireless charging by telepathy, ship Snapdragon 999999+ (runs two alternate realities) 23,000 battery Amps (connects it to the house and powers it for two 3D screen option and cinema-size holograms, projector included and BOSE sound equivalent to 5 concerts at a time. Something simple.

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KS Toronado

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1. Plus they're currently on sale at tRumpie.com for only 399 payments of $399
Thu Apr 25, 2024, 04:05 PM
Apr 25

Comes with free sneakers after last payment, size 5&1/2.

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