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Related: About this forumThe Roswell Incident
Some of you may recall that on July 8, 1947, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object with five aliens aboard crashed into a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force as well as other Federal Agencies.
However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April in the year 1948, nine months after that historic event, the following people were born:
Mike Pence
Donald Trump
Paul Manafort
Mitch McConnell
This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.
2naSalit
(86,782 posts)It makes perfect sense!
Sneederbunk
(14,302 posts)TFG and the Turtle were born before 1947.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)that's why it's in Humor, not LBN.
sop
(10,252 posts)CrispyQ
(36,518 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,435 posts)Bev54
(10,072 posts)and then we can make them all believe it.
FoxNewsSucks
(10,435 posts)different species from different planets. The alien who spawned Pence just had a longer gestation period.
BComplex
(8,066 posts)William Seger
(10,779 posts)... into some sort of perceptual parallel universe: They still walk among us, but in their minds, they live on Planet Trump.
I hope it's not too late to stop this invasion.
hermetic
(8,310 posts)Me, too.