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Sherman A1

(38,958 posts) Mon Jan 10, 2022, 06:22 AM Jan 2022

I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, Eggs" 🥚

I thought: “That is an unnecessary comma -and then it hit me…….” 🥚……………

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I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, Eggs" 🥚 (Original Post) Sherman A1 Jan 2022 OP

... pazzyanne Jan 2022 #1

Eggcellent. twodogsbarking Jan 2022 #2

... trusty elf Jan 2022 #8

Just be glad it didn't say "Goose, Eggs"! Fritz Walter Jan 2022 #3

Anything goes? Onlyserious Jan 2022 #4

It is a Pundemic and it seems that you have Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #5

Barrump-bump! calimary Jan 2022 #6

... trusty elf Jan 2022 #10

Is that supposed to be some kind of yolk? Ligyron Jan 2022 #7

I do the best I can, I'm certainly not going to shell out Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #11

Surfs you right... trusty elf Jan 2022 #9

That would be Egg 🥚 citing....... Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #12

Good one...thank you for the laugh Escurumbele Jan 2022 #13

Call me Gratuitously Eggsploited and Shellshocked bucolic_frolic Jan 2022 #14

If this sign had a comma then maybe somebody would be alive today. Botany Jan 2022 #15

You hatch up the most incredible puns nt Wicked Blue Jan 2022 #16

Groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaan! - As I pass it on. keithbvadu2 Jan 2022 #17

pazzyanne

(6,560 posts)

1. ...

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 07:33 AM

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twodogsbarking

(10,050 posts)

2. Eggcellent.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 07:58 AM

Jan 2022

trusty elf

(7,406 posts)

8. ...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:34 AM

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Fritz Walter

(4,297 posts)

3. Just be glad it didn't say "Goose, Eggs"!

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:04 AM

Jan 2022

Onlyserious

(103 posts)

4. Anything goes?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:09 AM

Jan 2022

OK, Just because we're in the middle of a PUNdemic, and I sent time in the PUNitentiary, here's my too sense:

Puns make me numb...

Math puns make me number.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

5. It is a Pundemic and it seems that you have

Reply to Onlyserious (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:22 AM

Jan 2022

Caught the virus 🦠. ………..

calimary

(81,675 posts)

6. Barrump-bump!

Reply to Onlyserious (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:23 AM

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trusty elf

(7,406 posts)

10. ...

Reply to Onlyserious (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:44 AM

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Ligyron

(7,664 posts)

7. Is that supposed to be some kind of yolk?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:32 AM

Jan 2022

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

11. I do the best I can, I'm certainly not going to shell out

Reply to Ligyron (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:47 AM

Jan 2022

For too much………

trusty elf

(7,406 posts)

9. Surfs you right...

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:39 AM

Jan 2022

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

12. That would be Egg 🥚 citing.......

Reply to trusty elf (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:48 AM

Jan 2022

Escurumbele

(3,430 posts)

13. Good one...thank you for the laugh

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:53 AM

Jan 2022

bucolic_frolic

(43,656 posts)

14. Call me Gratuitously Eggsploited and Shellshocked

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:56 AM

Jan 2022

This thread is like being hit over the head with a frying pan

Botany

(70,714 posts)

15. If this sign had a comma then maybe somebody would be alive today.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 09:12 AM

Jan 2022

Drunk guy went swimming anyways in TX in 2015

Wicked Blue

(5,876 posts)

16. You hatch up the most incredible puns nt

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 10:52 AM

Jan 2022

keithbvadu2

(37,169 posts)

17. Groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaan! - As I pass it on.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 01:03 PM

Jan 2022

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