In response to the many alerts regarding the rise of the Black Panthers to 3 by Real Time the G.O.P. plot to plant water pistols on the hoodlums at the Tampa convention has been thwarted. The Panthers were released R.O.R. and their 9mm's returned. The water pistols are being held by the F.D.L.E. for testing. The F.D.L.E. reminded the public that while there is no safe zone in the immediate convention venue the plastic will not now or ever be lawfull. "It took someone who could really fly under the radar to git em. They was always on the move" said Casey Anthony wearing only a one inch black mustache and red arm band. "My tactic was to distract them while they were making some shine". "This was real Watergate stuff Florida style"added Casey." I give my dad some of the credit and for smashing up the still." The slueth stated" Most Americans don't know how endangered the panther is getting specially black ones" The Florida Department Of Law Enforcement will be arranging a drop box for a Saturday in June for water guns ,slingshots and peashooters with complete amnesty for contributors. Anyone turning in 4 items or more will recieve one hollow point you pick the MMs. The Panther mob leader says he'll be taking his oldest son to the gun range and take away all his toy weaponry. He said,"My eyes have been opened and not all neked white girls are bad"