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Duncanpup

(13,000 posts) Mon Aug 8, 2022, 11:49 AM Aug 2022

My wife just called me a sex machine

Well she called me a fucking tool but I know what she meant.

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My wife just called me a sex machine (Original Post) Duncanpup Aug 2022 OP

😆😆😆 underpants Aug 2022 #1

😀😀 Emile Aug 2022 #2

😂😂😂 Phoenix61 Aug 2022 #3

.... Diamond_Dog Aug 2022 #4

LOL! Nt spooky3 Aug 2022 #5

geez...your such a dildo! sdfernando Aug 2022 #6

Better than being a fucking fool. KS Toronado Aug 2022 #7

"tool" huh? That could be lots of things... Evolve Dammit Aug 2022 #8

Well, that's certainly one way to look at it! calimary Aug 2022 #9

LOL! kairos12 Aug 2022 #10

My wife wants me to have a smokin-hot body Martin Eden Aug 2022 #11

Todd -- Is It My Name? TheBlackAdder Aug 2022 #12

My wife and kids always call me Richard Cranium. The Jungle 1 Aug 2022 #13

Richard Cranium Dick Head Ziggysmom Aug 2022 #17

LOLOLOL! elleng Aug 2022 #14

Your wife sounds like a highly intelligent lovely woman. Congratulations!💜 Heather MC Aug 2022 #15

Just keep pleasing her in the bedroom vlyons Aug 2022 #16

This resonates a lot, lol. Baked Potato Aug 2022 #18

underpants

(183,198 posts)

1. 😆😆😆

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 11:51 AM

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Emile

(23,403 posts)

2. 😀😀

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 11:54 AM

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Phoenix61

(17,040 posts)

3. 😂😂😂

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 11:55 AM

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Diamond_Dog

(32,287 posts)

4. ....

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 11:57 AM

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spooky3

(34,573 posts)

5. LOL! Nt

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 12:00 PM

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sdfernando

(4,975 posts)

6. geez...your such a dildo!

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 12:13 PM

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KS Toronado

(17,581 posts)

7. Better than being a fucking fool.

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 12:17 PM

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Evolve Dammit

(16,879 posts)

8. "tool" huh? That could be lots of things...

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 01:13 PM

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calimary

(81,675 posts)

9. Well, that's certainly one way to look at it!

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 01:29 PM

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kairos12

(12,921 posts)

10. LOL!

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 01:35 PM

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Martin Eden

(12,900 posts)

11. My wife wants me to have a smokin-hot body

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 01:37 PM

Aug 2022

Then I found out she was planning to have me cremated.

TheBlackAdder

(28,292 posts)

12. Todd -- Is It My Name?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Aug 8, 2022, 01:39 PM

Aug 2022

Just keep listening

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

13. My wife and kids always call me Richard Cranium.

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 01:54 PM

Aug 2022

I don't get it. Does anybody else?????? My name is not Richard and there ain't much in my cranium.

Ziggysmom

(3,445 posts)

17. Richard Cranium Dick Head

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Tue Aug 9, 2022, 07:59 AM

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elleng

(131,659 posts)

14. LOLOLOL!

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 01:59 PM

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Heather MC

(8,084 posts)

15. Your wife sounds like a highly intelligent lovely woman. Congratulations!💜

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 02:04 PM

Aug 2022

🤣🤣🤣🤣

vlyons

(10,252 posts)

16. Just keep pleasing her in the bedroom

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Mon Aug 8, 2022, 02:10 PM

Aug 2022

and you won't be disappointed

Baked Potato

(7,733 posts)

18. This resonates a lot, lol.

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Tue Aug 9, 2022, 07:28 PM

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