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Related: About this forumNephew sent a dark humor joke
Dad and son are visiting. Dad says, "Hey want to see a card trick?" Son says, "Sure." Dad pulls a deck of cards out of his pocket, and says, "Pick a card, any card." Son picks a card, and Dad falls over dead of a heart attack. After the funeral, the son is at the lawyer's and the lawyer says, "This envelope is for you from your father." The son opens the envelope and pulls out a note and the Queen of hearts. The note says, "Is this your card?"
My nephew said he made it up
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Nephew sent a dark humor joke (Original Post)
Marthe48
Nov 2023
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EYESORE 9001
(26,078 posts)1. If it were fleshed-out a bit, it could be an episode
of The Twilight Zone.
MiHale
(9,850 posts)2. Love it!...
Id bet Penn & Teller would have fun with that scenario.
AllaN01Bear
(19,219 posts)3. next week on columbo , the ace of spades slays the queen of hearts
Mr.Bill
(24,438 posts)4. Now that's funny!