Punett Square down in disgust. Its bad enough that you get horizontal gene transfer. Now clones.

By the way the link is to a different story.

Until it is, it's just another fake religion.




















Do I really need the thingy here?

the Heavenly Host?

Whew!

Okay, I'm back.

...until such a time that they reach arbitrary population, after which we are required by the very definition of tolerance to treat them with deference and respect.

Proof of virgin births confirms the stories of Mithra and Horus.

Further proof Mithra and Horus are demi gods upon which the Flying Spaghetti Monster smiles.

RAmen.

In mammals, parthenogenesis produces only females, so we really cannot look there for the origins of Horus or Mithras

The true conception-story for Horus clearly involves sex, though the details are a bit awkward: after mostly reassembling the pieces of her murdered and dismembered husband Osiris, Isis conceived Horus with the help of a golden dildo she attached to the corpse to replace that important body part, lost in the Nile

Nor was the Roman Mithras a virgin birth: ... It is certain that Mithras is born from a rock ... It seems, in fact, that having sex with stones was somewhat popular back in the day, which (as the Pseudo-Plutarch in De fluviis XXIII par 4 reports) may explain the origin of some mountains: ...Mithras desirous to have a son, yet hating woman-kind, lay with a stone, till he had heated it to that degree that the stone grew big, and at the prefixed time was delivered of a son, called Diorphus; who, growing up and contending with Mars for courage and stoutness, was by him slain, and by the providence of the Gods was transformed into the mountain which was called Diorphus ...

So if Osiris conceives a child with the only use of an inanimate object, it's not parthenogenesis?

Please do elaborate.

..closing the Osiris chapter

I am impressed.

Something about the FSM must really hit a nerve with you.

Be specific.

Short attention spans around here.

Give me specifics how i have been conducting a campaign.

Blocking it from groups you host (that ironically enough are based around tolerance and inclusion) and so on.

about this and you think i am waging a campaign.

This is bull. You said i am trying to keep this off of du. Prove it.

I am for keeping it out of interfaith and the prayer circle. I am not for banning it in DU.

Your game is transparent and you play it poorly.

Especially if you are representing interfaith dialogue.

Parody? In what is it more a parody than the fairy tale about Moses? Or the genesis myth?

How about the righteous daughters of Lot raping dad just after god picked them for salvation?

And the prophet sending shebears to maul kids for mocking him? Not a parody?

Fair is fair, I suppose.

Just demanding respect for my faith here and now.

Fsm is a parody and it will be treated like such.

I call it host consensus.

You take everything personally, don't you?

An image is meant to convey a parallel in graphic terms.

We are done.

You claim you're not for banning it, but you promote intolerance of it and cheer when you think that a group won't be formed for it.

So much for Christian spirit. Your agenda is loud and clear, you have your group (your welcome) no one else can have one unless it passes your arbitrary test.

Hypocrisy is in the bible, your god was against it.

look bad is only making you look bad.


Njoy your game all you want. Name call all you want. You called me an oppressor a few posts ago.

Seems like you good at name calling but you play your game poorly.

Your not fooling me.

Our Church just demands equal treatment and equal respect.

I said no as do the other hosts.

Oh yes i have some thoughts but i really don't know you.

The others i know their game.

It is to make me look bad as they have tried and failed for years.

Oh yes i have my faults and have had to apologize on more then one occasion.


But i know nothing about you.

Respect is earned.

I don't know you. I have nothing for or against you. And mo reason to make you look bad.

I am just making the case for my religion on a discussion forum about religions.


And respect for religions is not earned, it's a reciprocal due.

Or accept disrespect for your religion.

Does not bother me.

Even when a member of the church, several in fact, tell you your wrong you insist on mislabeling them. Why are you so scared to even give them a chance?

and your friends play this game.

But you lost. The owner of this site stood by our decision and agreed with the interfaith host it is a joke and it does not belong in interfaith.

And the owner will not create this new fsm room. He saw right through this.

Oh i find it hilarious. You guys went all in on this as and lost.

Game over.

And you think a website administrator has the authority to declare what is and isn't a religion? He has about as much right as you do. Maybe if you listened to the adherents and what they have to say you'd calm down about this, but you're more interested in scoring points for, what your god?

I'm sure she apreciates the hate your spreading.

Theological quantum fluctuation?

Our priest would always say she during the Eucharist.

Goodbye.

Don't take figures of speech over literally

You are lucky i did not alert on you to give you your fifth hide Which is what i should have done!

You had to self delete because you knew no jury would keep what you posted.

I should have screen saved it.

It is a debating forum. Images are figures of speech/debate.

I did not say you were a white supremacist (something rather unlikely in this site)

I thank you for not reporting it, but it was meant as a parallel argument from power.

And I deleted it at your suggestion as many people here read things in a PC literal way.

As far as i am concerned the fsm issue is settled.

You went too far tonight with me and i will speak with you no more.

Usually done by female priests.

It is just not compatible with the two rooms i host.

The hidden posts in the prayer circle show that.

if i felt threatened by it i would avoid the poster who posts it.

I find it amusing.


Now the owner is the final authority on this sosite for what is and is not allowed.

And yes the owner responded tp the threads posted at the same time of the request for the fsm group.

No response means no group.

Both from your religion and from being a host, might want to check that.

As a host you could choose to declare it legitimate in the groups, but you don't. Why does it upset you so? You're practicly livid in this read, and when you realize you've been bested you attempt to squash the whole thing under the weight of privilege. Your premature gravedanxing is sickening.

Ran out of arguments?

You generally are one of the smarter posters here but you went too far with me tonight.

We are done.

You may be done (gonna leave out the "who is we" game some here love to play) ere, but this is still an issue. FSM is winning court cases when people challenge their status, I'd think a progressive board would be on e right side of things. We shall see.

In this forum on 'religion', you should respect the beliefs of the Pastafarians.

If not
1- you are disrespectful and hurtful
2- you are claiming bronze age religion privilege
3- you are creating an atmosphere of enmity between religions (*)

(*) seeing your disrespect makes me wish to become disrespectful of other religions.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]I am personally holding out hope till after Friday.

Even then, I don't plan to give up. Things change and just because this time we lost who can say the outcome will be the same next week? Or next month? Or next year? Who knows?

It might be possible, that the reason we got a pocket veto was because York had alienated the owners with his posts and if we try again in the future we might be more successful.

And truth be told, I kinda wanted to start this group LONG before York started posting here (in case you can't tell I have been having a lot of fun with this) but I didn't bring it up because I didn't want to be a host. When york brought his thread to A&A I saw it as a chance to get the ball rolling.

When york's post in general was hidden it finally angered me to action. All we were doing was looking for supporters, and we were not even allowed to do that? But like all things done it anger, I was probably acting prematurely. I should have let the issue cool off a bit and any bad feeling between the owners and york be forgotten.

If we failed, it probably has more to do with me being a chicken-shit before, and me being a hot-head now. But I am not giving up. I will find victory in this defeat, learn from my mistakes and try again in the not too distant future.

Have a good night Captain Justin.[/font]

I'll be damned by the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster if I can see how I would have created a bad feeling among owners I know nothing about.

I just tried pushing the cause of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster in an environment which is new to me and seems to have lots of untold rules.

I do hope people who created a website with so many users don't take against noobs who just try things their way, not knowing all the local codes.

Alleged reason by 'reporter': "This member (me) has been trolling Skinner"

Holy Spaghetti: I was blissfully unaware of Skinner until someone suggested to me to write a request in 'Ask the Administrators'.

One or two 'believers' seem to have strange ways to apply the message of love of their religions to the realm of every day interaction with fellow members of this website.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Might have come across wrong.

Nothing more than that. I don't plan to give up and I am sure you aren't willing to give up either [/font]

Not hiding behind someone else, just saying I tried to conform to local rules.

I know one of my two advisers was surprised by the subsequent 'hide' it got me.

Can you tell us the history of it and why it exists and is popular? Do you even know why it exists?

As for His story, please scroll down the threads to

New Religions (3) the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Please proceed!

Only when the seriousness of the stories of Moses, Genesis and all the saints can be defended would it become possible to start mocking the beliefs I hold dear.

From the get go, the inspired person who revived this ancient religion of ours in the modern times was careful to insist it was not, had never been meant as a parody but as a serious faith.

Which is why any and all jabs taking our faith less than seriously are so hurtful.

Why, o why, do you disrespect my faith?

this is not a safe haven.

Your "faith" statrted as a parody and will be treated like such.

The owner thinks it is a joke.

http://election.democraticunderground.com/12597940#post1

The 'about us' page of the official site of my faith is very clear about this point:

But i appreciate your persistence.

Or risk seeing yours not respected as a 'real' religion

I think you are posting this to try religion look foolish and to me look bad for not allowing this in the prayer circle or interfaith.

I simply do not believe you.

Note to jury the owner agrees it is not real.
http://election.democraticunderground.com/12597940#post1

I do not respect a parody that people try to parade around as if it is true.

Belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives me hope and helps me live my life.


Your open disbelief in my faith, well that's just your opinion man.

Enjoy.

I suggest we save the discussion about dead people becoming undead for a real thread.

Maybe after one about the untraceable Moses.


Back to THE Jesus, do you agree John Turturro played the part well?

I have faith in that Lebowski.

When the Dude signs his check, GHW Bush (dad) speaks on TV about Iraq.

The check is dated 9/11. (around 3:00 in the clip)

Unbelief might cause one to become a nihilist.

Believing in nossing.

Find the one this year and go. Watch the film first, and then go watch it with the fans. You'll love it. Really.

I went to the Lebwoskifest in Milwaukee two years ago and it was great. They are having one again this August.