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MineralMan

(146,351 posts) Fri Jan 19, 2018, 11:49 AM Jan 2018

Brought over from GD - Here's a Man of Jesus Giving Praise

for his Christ-given prosperity:

Apparently, you can get in on this kind of gift from Jesus, too. Just send a nice big check to this preacher's ministry! Yessir!

A must-see video. Watch Copeland give all the praise to Jesus! Hear his thankfulness for yourself!

Climb on aboard God's Gulfstream and Zoom off to Heaven with Rev. Kenneth Copeland!

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Brought over from GD - Here's a Man of Jesus Giving Praise (Original Post) MineralMan Jan 2018 OP

What a fake human being. Climate controlled pressurized aircraft, he shows up in a bomber jacket. AtheistCrusader Jan 2018 #1

But, don't you see? If you help this godly man get a jetplane, MineralMan Jan 2018 #2

Who Will Speak Against a Godly Man? MineralMan Jan 2018 #3

Will it need a pilot and an engine rurallib Jan 2018 #4

Of course. But his flock will send more checks to MineralMan Jan 2018 #5

That's all it takes to get my own jet plane? Permanut Jan 2018 #6

That's all it takes. Jesus wants you to be prosperous. MineralMan Jan 2018 #7

Cool, now wondering if I have a choice of planes.. Permanut Jan 2018 #8

So many executive jets from which to choose. MineralMan Jan 2018 #9

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

1. What a fake human being. Climate controlled pressurized aircraft, he shows up in a bomber jacket.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 11:56 AM

Jan 2018

These people radiate 'fake' and still people fall for it. I don't get it.

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

2. But, don't you see? If you help this godly man get a jetplane,

Reply to AtheistCrusader (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 11:59 AM

Jan 2018

you will prosper yourself. That's his ministry.

Give to me and God will give to you! For my God is an awesome God, and loves greed so much that he gave me this aeroplane in which to fly anywhere I want to go. Don't you want to get in on God's Goodness? Don't you want your own jet airplane? Do as I do and reap the riches of the Lord your God! Praise Jesus!

Praise the Lord and Send Your Checks Today!

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

3. Who Will Speak Against a Godly Man?

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 12:07 PM

Jan 2018

Who will call him a greedy charlatan? Who among you will cast a stone at his Gulfstream jet?

Is this Christianity? Is this praiseworthy? The words of Copeland's mouth praise his deity. Do you not hear him?

rurallib

(62,483 posts)

4. Will it need a pilot and an engine

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 12:23 PM

Jan 2018

or will Copeland just fly it with prayers to Jesus?

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

5. Of course. But his flock will send more checks to

Reply to rurallib (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 12:25 PM

Jan 2018

pay those God-loving pilots and mechanics. It's God's will that they do that. They'll get their rewards. Donate generously to Copeland and watch the money roll in, folks! It's God's will that you prosper if you help men of God prosper. Yeah...that's the ticket!

Besides, Copeland has a genyouwine leather bomber jacket. He could fly that plane, with God's guidance, I'm sure.

Permanut

(5,714 posts)

6. That's all it takes to get my own jet plane?

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 01:40 PM

Jan 2018

Dang, I'm gonna cash in everything I own and send it to this wonderful representative of the Christian community. I wish somebody had told me about this earlier; just wondering though. Reverend Copeland must have been absent that day in Sunday school when they taught Matthew 19:21.

Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. .... On hearing this, Jesus told him, "You still lack one thing: Sell everything you own and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow Me."

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

7. That's all it takes. Jesus wants you to be prosperous.

Reply to Permanut (Reply #6)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 01:41 PM

Jan 2018

Give and you shall be given. That's the thing.

Permanut

(5,714 posts)

8. Cool, now wondering if I have a choice of planes..

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #7)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 02:17 PM

Jan 2018

So Copeland has the Gulfstream V,

John Hagee has a Cessna 650
Joyce Meyer Canadair CL 600
Creflo Dollar Learjet 25B, damaged, may have a Gulfstream G650
Paula White Grumman G-1159
Jesse Duplantis Dassault Falcon 50

I'm thinking a little bigger here, maybe something like a 777.

Okay, off to the post office to mail my check.

Sarcasm, snark and satire aside, it's unbelievable that these snake oil salesmen can be so successful in fleecing the flock.

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

9. So many executive jets from which to choose.

Reply to Permanut (Reply #8)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 03:00 PM

Jan 2018

I'm going to wait and see just how prosperous Jesus makes me, and then decide. But, my check is certainly in the mail. All I have to do now, is wait for the prosperity to roll in. Praise Be!

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