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Related: About this forumOwners of biblical Noah's ark replica sue over rain damage
SamKnause
(13,114 posts)Why don't you pray for the money, or pray for the invisible man to repair the damages ???
You certainly are not very self sufficient.
Why did the invisible man allow his ark to be damaged ???
I am so sick of these dangerous fucking fraudsters.
Beartracks
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,021 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)dameatball
(7,411 posts)walkingman
(7,711 posts)marble falls
(57,631 posts)walkingman
(7,711 posts)doc03
(35,459 posts)doc03
(35,459 posts)on one boat?
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)Metaphorical animals on a metaphorical boat, to escape from a metaphorical flood.
Major Nikon
(36,828 posts)Jesus said that, metaphorically.
SCantiGOP
(13,879 posts)Lets accept that it was a divine miracle that two of each animal (like kangaroos and penguins) somehow got to the Mideast, and then didnt harass each other during the trip.
Once the pairs of animals walked off the ark after the flood.....
.......What did the carnivores eat?
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)which means, who knows?
SCantiGOP
(13,879 posts)Bless his Noodeliness
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)Iggo
(47,603 posts)The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)As to believabiity, on par with such stories as men climbing up towers via a woman's long hair.
Iggo
(47,603 posts)The best one, though, is about the Emperor and his new outfit.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)He needs to send out a desperate plea, that if "love offerings" to cover the damage aren't collected immediately, God is going to strike him dead. Oh, and God also wants you to throw in a little extra "love" so he can have have a private jet. Visa and MasterCard accepted. Act now...or else!
Nitram
(22,977 posts)Permanut
(5,719 posts)except, of course, that it's true.