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Related: About this forumCERN researchers confirm existence of the Force
http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researchers-confirm-existence-forceResearchers at the Large Hadron Collider just recently started testing the accelerator for running at the higher energy of 13 TeV, and already they have found new insights into the fundamental structure of the universe. Though four fundamental forces the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. Very impressive, this result is, said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.
The Force is what gives a particle physicist his powers, said CERN theorist Ben Kenobi of the University of Mos Eisley, Tatooine. Its an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us; and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.
Though researchers are as yet unsure what exactly causes the Force, students and professors at the laboratory have already started to harness its power. Practical applications so far include long-distance communication, influencing minds, and lifting heavy things out of swamps.
Kenobi says he first started teaching the ways of the Force to a young lady who was having trouble revising for her particle-physics exams. "She said that I was her only hope," says Kenobi. "So I just kinda took it from there. I designed an experiment to detect the Force, and passed on my knowledge."
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CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force (Original Post)
hue
Apr 2015
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Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)1. Damn you Cern
I find your lack of faith disturbing
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)2. I was looking for an April Fool to use..
thanks!!!!
silverweb
(16,402 posts)3. Love it!
HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)4. what a lovely smell they've discovered!
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)5. The Dark Side of the Force
Would appear to make up about 80% of it, so we should be very afraid.