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If god is God (Original Post) LiberalFighter Feb 2014 OP
A better question... Act_of_Reparation Feb 2014 #1
Actually, god has been slacking ever since. LiberalFighter Feb 2014 #2
That's an understatement. Plus, he has a really bad memory ChairmanAgnostic Feb 2014 #3
And why is he so short of money these days? mr blur Feb 2014 #4
Forget money. What the hell does he do with all of those foreskins? Act_of_Reparation Feb 2014 #6
...... Curmudgeoness Feb 2014 #11
We are not meant to know defacto7 Feb 2014 #5
Yep. "God works in mysterious ways." onager Feb 2014 #7
I know! I know! Brainstormy Feb 2014 #8
"Seven" is also George Costanza's preferred baby name. Arugula Latte Feb 2014 #13
I didn't know that Brainstormy Feb 2014 #15
It's probably a union thing. n/t deucemagnet Feb 2014 #9
! FiveGoodMen Feb 2014 #10
Also, why didn't God create The Internets and ChristianMingle.com right away? Arugula Latte Feb 2014 #12
Because.... COMPLEX THEOLOGY... uriel1972 Feb 2014 #14
He already knew what in would say in the bible and didn't want to contradict it? Exultant Democracy Feb 2014 #16
Your making believers arguments for them. idendoit Feb 2014 #17
Evidentally those scientists who are religious believe their god did it instantaneously. Beachwood Feb 2014 #18

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)
1. A better question...
Wed Feb 5, 2014, 12:36 PM
Feb 2014

...is why he needed the seventh day to rest. Did all that creating tucker our omnipotent deity out?

ChairmanAgnostic

(28,017 posts)
3. That's an understatement. Plus, he has a really bad memory
Wed Feb 5, 2014, 01:14 PM
Feb 2014

if he forgot the genetic blueprint he used to fashion that Adamite. Why else did he use cloning technology to build that Evian character?

defacto7

(13,485 posts)
5. We are not meant to know
Wed Feb 5, 2014, 02:39 PM
Feb 2014

the omniscient ways of God. His ways are not our ways. We cannot fathom the vast understanding of the god behind the veil of the eternal all. In other words, if god wanted to do it in 6 days and take a break, he damn well can do it any way he wants. He's bigger than you and he owns the playground.



Actually it sounds a tad like dementia.



onager

(9,356 posts)
7. Yep. "God works in mysterious ways."
Wed Feb 5, 2014, 03:37 PM
Feb 2014

For a long time now, I've had a standard response when I hear that one:

"No, Gawd works exactly like random chance."

Lots of fun when a believer trots out the good old "Argument From Single Survivor of Tornado." They don't like it much, though...

Brainstormy

(2,381 posts)
8. I know! I know!
Wed Feb 5, 2014, 05:56 PM
Feb 2014

While God could have created the universe in a lot less time than six days, that efficiency would likely not have tired him out and called for the need to rest on the SEVENTH DAY.

The whole thing, you see, is about getting to that Seven. Seven is a holy number, the number for all mankind, and also a brand of designer jeans. Seven was considered a God number in ancient Egypt and has special significance in many cultures. In some European folklores, the seventh son of a seventh son would be a vampire.

Those who research the Bible have discovered patterns in the occurrences and frequency of certain numbers. These offer additional proof not only that God inspired every word but that he really likes puzzles and is probably excellent at Sudoku.

Seven, of course, is not the only mystic number in the Bible. Other numbers of deep significance include the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and a few others. (Although honestly, once you’re in double digits, things are much less interesting.) The deep study of numerology allows religious scholars to discover hidden symbolism and make predictions. Like that one about the world ending on 10.10.10.

So, the answer is sure, God could easily have created the universe in a nanosecond. But what would be the fun in that?

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
12. Also, why didn't God create The Internets and ChristianMingle.com right away?
Wed Feb 5, 2014, 09:39 PM
Feb 2014

That would have saved him a lot of matchmaking trial-and-error.

 

idendoit

(505 posts)
17. Your making believers arguments for them.
Sun Feb 9, 2014, 08:00 PM
Feb 2014

By even acknowledging the possibility of of a creative force you argue against all we hold sacred as atheists.

 

Beachwood

(106 posts)
18. Evidentally those scientists who are religious believe their god did it instantaneously.
Mon Feb 10, 2014, 05:13 PM
Feb 2014

Those scientists who are schooled enough to believe the theory of The Big Bang, must believe their particular flavor of a god did it instantaneously.

Carl Sagan tried to keep bible people interested in his "Cosmos" series on PBS by answering questions about The Big Bang and his
"primordial soup" that was the Universe before the formation of stars and planets and comets, etc., tried to keep his viewers watching by stretching the concept of a god to include all those laws and principles of the Universe. If you can see the concept of a god as simply the laws of physics and chemistry that govern us all, then why would need prayer?

And that's where I have difficulty understanding rigorously trained scientists who accept a concept of a god and who practice a religion based upon a god. This is especially true when one engages in prayer, when these same rigorously-trained scientists know the physical laws controlling the Universe. One can no more pray for a win at a football game than one can pray that hurricane stays out to sea, or pray for a Cancer patient, member of their family or a friend, to "beat the odds". The laws of physics and astronomy are just as concrete as those of organic and inorganic chemistry or microbiology.

What religion must represent, for these rigorously-trained scientists, (if they were to be honest), must be all about some need and desire to belong to a group and to attain some status as a "scientist" within such a group.

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