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You walk up to the pearly gates... (Original Post) LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 OP
Very good. K&R. Tobin S. Apr 2015 #1
And in my opinion as well! mountain grammy Apr 2015 #2
I'm going to remember his line in case, when I die, I *do* meet God Jim Lane Apr 2015 #3
"in case"? Duppers Apr 2015 #14
I identify as an agnostic, not an atheist. Jim Lane Apr 2015 #20
Maybe he was commenting about your optimistic outlook Lordquinton Apr 2015 #21
"Science says just give us one miracle... Duppers Apr 2015 #23
Well, you know angrychair Apr 2015 #24
No "strange ways" at all, IMO. onager Apr 2015 #27
It was a fun interview! progressoid Apr 2015 #4
Awesome :D (nt) LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #5
OK maindawg Apr 2015 #6
Creating a world Knwoing full well the pain and suffering that will exist there LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #9
Why should I concern myself with it then? LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #11
You should not maindawg Apr 2015 #18
Amen. salib Apr 2015 #28
Is he able but not willing? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #16
Doesn't interact with the universe at all == doesn't exist. nt. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #25
wrong dolphinsandtuna Apr 2015 #7
So the devil is more powerful than god? God is helpless before the devil? LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #8
Ah, the Courtier's Reply... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #10
thought this was sarcasm Duppers Apr 2015 #12
And there goes monotheism. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #13
That's sure convenient - gawd gets to be an asshole without having to take responsibility for it? EvolveOrConvolve Apr 2015 #15
The devil made me do it maindawg Apr 2015 #17
Someone tried to test your theory in court. Jim Lane Apr 2015 #22
The "devil" is another "christian" myth created randr Apr 2015 #26
+1000 k&R Binkie The Clown Apr 2015 #19
I can't recommend this enough. F4lconF16 Apr 2015 #29
 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
3. I'm going to remember his line in case, when I die, I *do* meet God
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 05:09 PM
Apr 2015

"Bone cancer in children? What's that about?"

Years ago I had a friend who was a physician. When I'd call him at work, he'd answer the phone by identifying his unit: "Pediatric cardiology." It always made me think -- why should there even need to be a medical specialty of pediatric cardiology?

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
20. I identify as an agnostic, not an atheist.
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 10:10 PM
Apr 2015

Maybe this is the difference between the two categories -- no sophisticated epistemological analysis, just "an agnostic is a person who doesn't believe in God but who, unlike an atheist, is ready with a smartass comment in case God does show up."

One potential problem area for my theory is that Fry, who came up with this particular smartass comment, is an atheist. So I may need to do more work. Maybe I could get a grant....

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)
21. Maybe he was commenting about your optimistic outlook
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 10:26 PM
Apr 2015

on which way you'd go after you go. After all you are posting in this group, and the only reason lightening hasn't fried the server is because it's made of iron.

Duppers

(28,127 posts)
23. "Science says just give us one miracle...
Sun Apr 5, 2015, 03:31 AM
Apr 2015

"Science says just give us one miracle and we will explain the rest." - Terence McKenna

I'm 68 and have pondered *the big question* for many decades now and have always come back to McKenna's abbreviated quoted above. I think religions are full of illogical contradictions and comforting fables (i.e shit).

Although I label myself an atheist, I could also consider myself pantheist. If forced to define "god," I'd say it would be something of a force rather than anything narcissistic religions describe. And, of course, there'll be no end of life reckoning and so, no in-case, smartass comment will be necessary.

Btw, I think all here agree that it doesn't take religion to be a good person-- our sense of right and wrong/ morality predates religion.





angrychair

(8,747 posts)
24. Well, you know
Sun Apr 5, 2015, 04:46 AM
Apr 2015

"god works in strange ways" or my other favorite, "Its not for us to presume to understand god and his reasons" or the other classic, "sometimes the child must pay for the sins of the father"...what the fuck is that about??
All in all, it is seriously sick mindset.

onager

(9,356 posts)
27. No "strange ways" at all, IMO.
Sun Apr 5, 2015, 10:56 AM
Apr 2015
Tornado strikes, 99 people die horribly, 1 is saved. Believers cry "miracle!" No miracle for the other 99 men, women and kids, who were obviously horrible sinners. Even the infants.

Drunk driver slams head-on into a church bus. Everyone in bus dies, drunk survives.

Etc. Etc. Etc. ...


The "strange/mysterious" ways of god(s) behave exactly like random chance.

Once I figured that out, the rest was easy.

LostOne4Ever

(9,290 posts)
9. Creating a world Knwoing full well the pain and suffering that will exist there
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:04 PM
Apr 2015

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]And then choosing to do nothing?

Then that makes him/her/it malevolent.[/font]

LiberalAndProud

(12,799 posts)
11. Why should I concern myself with it then?
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:15 PM
Apr 2015

If he/she/it made a mud pie and left it in the primordial ooze to bake, I doubt it would have much interest in speaking with me at the pearly gates. "Hello little bug from the tiny planet I made, what can I do for you?" I just doubt it. And even if so, why should I bother with it?

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
16. Is he able but not willing?
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:45 PM
Apr 2015

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

~attributed to Epicurus

 

dolphinsandtuna

(231 posts)
7. wrong
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 06:52 PM
Apr 2015

If he knew anything about Christian theology, he'd know it's the devil that does that stuff, and life is a struggle between good and evil. But let's not break DU's record of mouthing off about Christianity from the viewpoint of ignorance.

LostOne4Ever

(9,290 posts)
8. So the devil is more powerful than god? God is helpless before the devil?
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 06:55 PM
Apr 2015

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Give me a break...

And he and the rest of us know plenty about Christian Theology because we grew up with it.



Check number 2 and 3.[/font]

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
10. Ah, the Courtier's Reply...
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:08 PM
Apr 2015

I'd explain why it's so lame but somehow I think it'd be something like arguing about theology with a clam.

Speaking of mouthing off, you do know you're in a protected group, right?

Duppers

(28,127 posts)
12. thought this was sarcasm
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:23 PM
Apr 2015

Until that last sentence. Conclusion: you're one of the brainwashed ignorant. This is the atheist-agnostic group, btw.

LiberalAndProud

(12,799 posts)
13. And there goes monotheism.
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:24 PM
Apr 2015

One god -- except for the lesser god who torments us and manufactures bugs and microbes and parasites and disease. So there is one god who has a three-in-one personality and his good buddy Satan, who the big cheese allows to amuse himself with us. I could go on at length about my argument with the god as revealed in the Bible. Those stories don't mention Satan, but they describe a petty and capricious deity I'd sooner have nothing to do with.

EvolveOrConvolve

(6,452 posts)
15. That's sure convenient - gawd gets to be an asshole without having to take responsibility for it?
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:42 PM
Apr 2015

How very "christian" of him.

And I'll bet you $1,000 that the atheists at DU know FAR more about the Christian faith and the Bible than do believers.

 

maindawg

(1,151 posts)
17. The devil made me do it
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 08:23 PM
Apr 2015

Is a mythological answer to a mythological question. I think that's a circular argument.
I could make up that unicorns create bacteria that eats childrens eyes. Its not in your bible, but its in mine. So there is no Devil and as a matter of fact , in the original bible there was no devil.
It is we, who are the devil.

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
22. Someone tried to test your theory in court.
Sat Apr 4, 2015, 10:40 PM
Apr 2015

A man alleging he had been injured by what you call "that stuff" brought suit in federal court in Pittsburgh against "Satan and his staff" for having caused him misery.

Unfortunately, the case provided no theological enlightenment. Instead, it failed on procedural grounds. The complaint did not allege that Satan resided in the Western District of Pennsylvania, and the court was not satisfied that service of process could be effected.

You can see the full text of the court's decision here.

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