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itsrobert

(14,157 posts)
Tue Jul 19, 2016, 07:33 PM Jul 2016

Donald Trump's Acceptance Speech online now, was it a hacked?

I accept your nomination to become the next President of the United States.

I've paid my dues (except the 8 times I went bankrupt)
Time after time (and the times I stiff those cities for Rally expenses)
I've done my sentence (by eating Trump Steaks for commercial shoot)
But committed no crime (she told me she was of age)
And bad mistakes (just two failed marriages)
I've made a few (I made some whoppers)
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face (just look at it)
But I've come through (with a big tax write off)

We are the champions, my friends (the Mexicans and the black love me)
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end (the end is near if you elect me)
We are the champions (Well, I am the champion, you people are champion supporters)
We are the champions (When I say we, I mean me)
No time for losers (Like Rubio, and Lying Ted)
'Cause we are the champions of the world (the Universe)

I've taken my bows (dodging tomatoes and shoes)
And my curtain calls (Well, fog machine calls)
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it (not really)
I thank you all (now, get out of my way)

But it's been no bed of roses (I use nothing but the best fake feathers in my Trump Mattresses)
No pleasure cruise (more like a 3 day cruise, a three day cruise)
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race (And I want to know I include my black friend as could be too)
And I ain't gonna lose (Electronic polling with no paper trail)

We are the champions, my friends (ME)
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end (or it might easier to go bankrupt)
We are the champions (me)
We are the champions (me)
No time for losers (Kasich, Rubio, and Lyin Ted)
'Cause we are the champions of the world (we?, I mean me)

We are the champions, my friends (The gays, the black, and my latino friends from Spain)
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end (we wont stop at 7, we go all the way to chapter 11)
We are the champions (Me)
We are the champions (me)
No time for losers (like all you here)
'Cause we are the champions (me)

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Donald Trump's Acceptance Speech online now, was it a hacked? (Original Post) itsrobert Jul 2016 OP
... mcar Jul 2016 #1
Most excellent malaise Jul 2016 #2
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