And I can start an IV on just about anybody

How could you?

ETA: corrected my nomenclature.

But she didn't pick me, either

Part time posting proves personal proficiency.

I must have lost out to you.

to inform you!

With my impressive there, their, they're skills (as well as to, two and too), I thought "Clinton/Godhumor - Do you even grammar?" would be a winner.

According to the campaign it caused ulcers in some officials.

Ah, well.

I surely thought you could shore up our base.

What are we going to do now?

(I might be eating the celebratory cheese plate, anyway...)

"Nope," she said. "I like you, but not that way."

Never mind. I'm busy today, anyhow, and don't have time to accept that nomination.

You should text the campaign and tell them how busy you are, so, if they change their minds and call you back, it might go to voicemail.

My cell phone is for outgoing calls only.

I'm just not dressed appropriately for it today.

while still in your jammies? Maybe they'll give you time to change.

It's just not presidential. Or vice presidential. And my hair is just stuck up in a ponytail since it's hot today, even though I'm in AC.

Maybe they just haven't told me yet!

nudge, nudge, wink, wink...