Hillary Clinton Invites Bernie Sanders to Concede
Hillary Clinton Invites Bernie Sanders to Concede
Source:
The Nil Admirari
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NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari): Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton invited Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont to concede the party's nomination to her. Clinton had just finished giving a speech at Columbia University when she learned the independent senator from Vermont officially announced he was becoming a member of the Democratic Party in order to challenge her.
"I invite Senator Sanders to do what is best for America and concede the Democratic presidential nomination to me," stated Clinton. She sipped some water from a Hillary 2016 water bottle before adding, "He can show his patriotism and his love of democracy by allowing Americans to choose between me and whatever cuckcoo bananas clown the Republicans come up with."
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"Hear me, Bernie?" asked Clinton of her first challenger. She stopped in front of an open door to the black vehicle she had arrived in. "I will scorch the earth and make sensible policies you agree with sound like they are the worst kind of communism, especially if you go after Wall Street. I can only go so far to the left to get what I want and you do not want to be in my way."
"Upon hearing of Hillary Clinton's invitation for him to concede Sanders stated...