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Congratulations to our presumptive Democratic nominee, Joe Biden!
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
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The Onion wins again (Original Post)
DanTex
Jan 2020
OP
It's certainly not doing his candidate or his cause any good. Carry on, carry on.
George II
Jan 2020
#3
The responses of hate expressed against Biden in that link the OP supplied speaks volumes about
still_one
Jan 2020
#7
In all fairness, they'll believe ANYTHING that furthers their wishes/beliefs.
oldsoftie
Feb 2020
#21
If it wasn't for the recent flamebait threads today dissing "establishment Democrats", and Biden
still_one
Jan 2020
#10
Funny-- it mocks the puritanical "we're-so-concerned-about-Biden's-naughty-language" brigade.
LanternWaste
Jan 2020
#19
George II
(67,782 posts)1. Not funny. What's your point?
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
bobbieinok
(12,858 posts)2. Totally agree!
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
George II
(67,782 posts)3. It's certainly not doing his candidate or his cause any good. Carry on, carry on.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
still_one
(92,454 posts)7. The responses of hate expressed against Biden in that link the OP supplied speaks volumes about
the OP
There is a name for those who go out of their way to be divisive
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
DanTex
(20,709 posts)4. The Onion isn't for everyone, I guess.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
Perseus
(4,341 posts)6. I am sure we all appreciate the Onion but this is out of taste and not helpful
Just wait and see the MAGA idiots believing this is true. Not funny at all.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
still_one
(92,454 posts)8. It is an intentional divisive post hoping to inflame people
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
oldsoftie
(12,632 posts)21. In all fairness, they'll believe ANYTHING that furthers their wishes/beliefs.
I see it with some friends ALL THE TIME.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)18. I know, right?
Link to tweet
I understand that if I win the presidency, many Americans are concerned about the effect that changing economic priorities will have on their jobs, which is why Im committed to making sure that the nations unskilled columnists receive every opportunity to learn material skills that will enable them to find a rewarding position, said Sanders, adding that his platform allocated hundreds of millions of dollars a year to ensure workers like opinion columnists who lacked qualifications for any skilled labor job would receive instruction in a career of their choice, such as nursing, childcare, or construction.
As if Bernie feels threatened by the media.....
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,347 posts)5. .
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)9. I think that's hilarious. But, I don't take it as critical of Biden.
I can see it applying to a number of candidates.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
still_one
(92,454 posts)10. If it wasn't for the recent flamebait threads today dissing "establishment Democrats", and Biden
you might have a point, but there is a pattern to this, and it isnt humor, it is intentionally meant to be divisive
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)11. Oh, I've noticed the posts bashing Biden, etc. It will get worse, but still junk.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
WhiskeyGrinder
(22,467 posts)13. I lol'd.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
sheshe2
(83,955 posts)14. .........
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
David__77
(23,558 posts)15. The Onion has had better.
...
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)16. Not one of the Onion's better moments.
I see that you find that very amusing, based on your
I'm less amused, as you might guess. But, laugh on. Please proceed.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)17. Love the Onion. Did you see this one? It's the real winner!
Link to tweet
I do not believe that we as Americans can risk electing a female candidate who wont address universal healthcare or climate change over the loud racket of her vacuum cleaner coming from the Oval Office 24 hours a day, said Sanders over an ominous 30-second black-and-white shot of panicked advisors fleeing a national security meeting when the female president, a woman with a beehive hairdo, high heels, and an apron, accidentally filled the room with thick smoke after burning a pan of cookies in the briefing room oven. When you make your decision about the Democratic nominee, consider whether you want a president who is divided between making policy decisions and scrubbing the floors, or trying to take care of our veterans when shes preoccupied with her crying baby. Not to mention the hair dryer whirring all day and night as the lady president does her hair. And how does she expect to keep America safe when shes constantly distracting our top generals by asking them for help opening difficult jars? Maybe we as a nation will be ready for a female president in 2024, if technology has improved so that vacuums are quieter, but until then we cant afford to take the chance.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)19. Funny-- it mocks the puritanical "we're-so-concerned-about-Biden's-naughty-language" brigade.
And accurately illustrates the shallowness of that little "argument."
Quite funny, indeed.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)20. Funny in a way that I think is lost on the OP.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
oldsoftie
(12,632 posts)22. I love the onion. I wish I could write like they do.
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden