Let me see if I have this straight. Adam Schiff's obviously playful parody ... [View all]

of Trump's phone call to the Ukrainian President was "treasonous" and deserving of impeachment (even though members of Congress CAN'T be impeached).

But Lard Butt's unsmiling and deadly serious request for China to investigate a private American citizen was just a bit of playful tomfoolery.

One might ask, "How fucking stupid do they think we are?" But that would be missing the point, because they're not talking to us, they're talking to the base; and they already know EXACTLY how imbecilic that group is.

After all, they voted for Donald Fucking Trump, and that pretty much DEFINES stupidity.