What the "open everything up" people really want, in my worthless opinion. [View all]

All of these miserable people "protesting" that everything be opened all want the exact same thing.

They want service. They want other people to do stuff for them that they are too damn lazy to do for themselves. They want someone to cut their hair, paint their nails, someone to cook their food and walk it to them with a big smile then run get more ketchup or another beer as they cram more jalapeño poppers into their fat heads in this booth at Applebee's (for a 5% tip if they're lucky).

They are pitiful and could not survive more than a month without someone doing for them.

To that end they'll sacrifice every single other person. You can't stay home where you're safe because you've got to serve this entitled class. The civilized countries are caring for their people while we're being forced out to serve or starve.

This is going to kill a lot of our service class. That's a damn shame but I hope it kills an awful lot of these rude entitled assholes too, enough to make a real dent in the number of assholes out there.