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Welcome to the Freedom Cafe! [View all] demmiblue Jul 2020 OP
Is spitting in assholes food allowed? mercuryblues Jul 2020 #1
They suggest that cooks not spit in food but in the spirit of liberty who are they to say it doesn't LizBeth Jul 2020 #3
Just like CO2 is good for ocean life!!1! Beartracks Jul 2020 #32
There are no assholes... lame54 Jul 2020 #11
To not allow it would be impinging on their 1st Amendment rights Buns_of_Fire Jul 2020 #15
They also have free choice to decide who is an asshole IronLionZion Jul 2020 #19
Excellent hyperbole! Newest Reality Jul 2020 #2
Hyperbole? Cirque du So-What Jul 2020 #5
Oops... Newest Reality Jul 2020 #7
Oh, well done! Superb satire. k&r n/t Laelth Jul 2020 #4
Satire, yes, but it rises above satire to real truth. No freedom is pure. Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2020 #21
KnR Blecht Jul 2020 #6
Touche! sheshe2 Jul 2020 #8
Beautiful, just beautiful. NNadir Jul 2020 #9
Perfect! Nevilledog Jul 2020 #10
Kick dalton99a Jul 2020 #12
I hear they're having a special on the "Does this smell funny to you?" tuna salad. LudwigPastorius Jul 2020 #13
Genius! Well done. lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #14
It really is a Board of Health inspection issue bucolic_frolic Jul 2020 #16
NRA wlecome! The Freedom Caf is an open-carry family establishment. DFW Jul 2020 #17
Excellent! PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2020 #18
Obviously, and well done. TryLogic Jul 2020 #28
... betsuni Jul 2020 #20
I saw this on FB! Hilarious. Thanks for posting it. ancianita Jul 2020 #22
Oh hell yeah! intrepidity Jul 2020 #23
Compromise! - So the bars can open. keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #24
At the Freedom Cafe, management is free to charge double to let you out. Hermit-The-Prog Jul 2020 #25
Great commentary. habu1968 Jul 2020 #26
You can. Just rewrite it as a letter to the editor, in other words, seriously. ... Hekate Jul 2020 #27
Nice.nt CatLady78 Jul 2020 #29
...keeping strangers healthy. hay rick Jul 2020 #30
This brought to mind my favourite scene from "The Help" with pecan pie. niyad Jul 2020 #31
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