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LaMouffette

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73. Malaise, I have to say, whenever I see your name on a post, I have to read it!

Tue Dec 22, 2020, 02:06 PM

Dec 2020

Happy holidays, and thank you so much for your wit and wisdom and no-holds-barred commentary!

This particular thread has turned into a bit of a True Ass Confessions discussion, so I will add my own recent observation of my very own butt cheeks:

A couple of months ago, I rolled over in bed and my hand inadvertently brushed one of my ass cheeks, and . . . it . . . flapped! Like a pancake! Another little gift "to those about to rot" ("We suh-LOOT you!!!" —AC/DC). Seriously, no one ever told me about the toll that aging would take on one's buns. It's like, great, now I have a flapjack ass! And my flapjack ass is also infuriated that anyone who contributed to the spread of this virus is now at the front of the line for the vaccine.

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Continuity of government my black ass [View all] malaise Dec 2020 OP

.....did you mean MY black ass Skittles Dec 2020 #1

LOL malaise Dec 2020 #3

BACK AT YA BABE! Skittles Dec 2020 #4

They have Black Skittles now.... ? magicarpet Dec 2020 #6

Wait a minute,... magicarpet Dec 2020 #8

ROFL malaise Dec 2020 #11

aw man that would be good, yes? Skittles Dec 2020 #16

To much of it can be dangerous. But a small amount of it is a Blue_true Dec 2020 #58

oh I know Skittles Dec 2020 #59

You are lucky that you picked up on the signal that your body sent. Blue_true Dec 2020 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author CatLady78 Dec 2020 #83

I tell you CatLady78 Skittles Dec 2020 #91

My white ass Zoonart Dec 2020 #2

Mine, too! CurtEastPoint Dec 2020 #7

I totally agree FakeNoose Dec 2020 #5

Any color ass will do malaise Dec 2020 #9

Same to you my friend! FakeNoose Dec 2020 #13

So cute malaise Dec 2020 #17

Then include mine. CatMor Dec 2020 #15

Back at yah CatMor malaise Dec 2020 #18

there's no correction showing Skittles Dec 2020 #19

I put m in the editing box malaise Dec 2020 #21

Does anyone have a tattoo on their bum.. ? magicarpet Dec 2020 #10

Not me malaise Dec 2020 #12

I Have Olive Skin! ProfessorGAC Dec 2020 #14

Any and every color is in malaise Dec 2020 #20

You Too! ProfessorGAC Dec 2020 #27

my ass is pink w polka dots. but yeah. mopinko Dec 2020 #22

this llashram Dec 2020 #23

malaise, all these years between us and I never knew blm Dec 2020 #24

Ha that's what they've been telling us for centuries malaise Dec 2020 #30

😘 blm Dec 2020 #62

This message was self-deleted by its author pinkstarburst Dec 2020 #25

Agree malaise Dec 2020 #32

It would be awesome if ... Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2020 #26

Agree malaise Dec 2020 #28

We need the Senate for a return to sane government. Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2020 #31

Yep please please please malaise Dec 2020 #33

absolutely agree orleans Dec 2020 #29

They did and they continue to make things worse malaise Dec 2020 #35

happy holidays to you. orleans Dec 2020 #64

My 72 year old White ass agrees with you. lunatica Dec 2020 #34

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise Dec 2020 #36

No need for 72 million extra doses! 3825-87867 Dec 2020 #37

".... back of the vaccine line"? My saggy old ass sarge43 Dec 2020 #38

Love it malaise Dec 2020 #39

Consider it a Christmas present, malaise. sarge43 Dec 2020 #40

May my melanin-challenged and very senior derriere join yours? I promise to keep it covered so as niyad Dec 2020 #41

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise Dec 2020 #42

What Malaise said. marmar Dec 2020 #43

Looks like we have a pack of asses malaise Dec 2020 #44

Yup. cwydro Dec 2020 #45

KnR. nt iluvtennis Dec 2020 #46

Liberate Ted Cruz. Kid Berwyn Dec 2020 #47

Ted Cruz is what you get when you merge a jackass with a maskhole malaise Dec 2020 #49

Once in a thousand year day, my Friend! Kid Berwyn Dec 2020 #53

Truly beautiful malaise Dec 2020 #56

My ass may not be black (more like pale pinkish-beige), soldierant Dec 2020 #48

Hehehehehehehhe malaise Dec 2020 #50

And to you ans all DU. soldierant Dec 2020 #51

Damn straight. But money can buy anything, right? That's why we hoard it (GOP). Evolve Dammit Dec 2020 #52

Money and power malaise Dec 2020 #65

Back atcha! Here's to a better New Year. Evolve Dammit Dec 2020 #72

Yeah, I'm with you malaise Trailrider1951 Dec 2020 #54

Now if only they'd make themselves sick malaise Dec 2020 #66

Spot on, malaise lillypaddle Dec 2020 #55

and repeat that malaise Dec 2020 #67

Back atcha, malaise! lillypaddle Dec 2020 #92

Goddamn right Blue Owl Dec 2020 #57

I see that Democratic donkey kicking ass malaise Dec 2020 #68

My rosy Irish ass agrees with you, malaise Hekate Dec 2020 #60

Back at you sis malaise Dec 2020 #69

I wear a panther tail I_UndergroundPanther Dec 2020 #63

Bring them all in I_UndergroundPanther malaise Dec 2020 #70

Happy hollidaze back at cha I_UndergroundPanther Dec 2020 #95

Back of the line? Yes. Better yet, they should all be kept in one giant padded cell Dark n Stormy Knight Dec 2020 #71

A padded cell would be too kind. 3catwoman3 Dec 2020 #89

Malaise, I have to say, whenever I see your name on a post, I have to read it! LaMouffette Dec 2020 #73

I love your response malaise Dec 2020 #74

Happy Holidays to you as well! LaMouffette Dec 2020 #84

And my brown ass joins the other asses here IronLionZion Dec 2020 #75

Ha malaise Dec 2020 #76

Happy Holidays! IronLionZion Dec 2020 #85

Absolutely agree with this! Rebl2 Dec 2020 #77

My smartass says stage left Dec 2020 #78

This vaccination program should NOT, under ANY circumstances, be means-tested. BobTheSubgenius Dec 2020 #79

I have never seen the word "ass" used this many times in one thread. StarryNite Dec 2020 #80

This message was self-deleted by its author CatLady78 Dec 2020 #81

Hahahahah for the nether regions malaise Dec 2020 #82

K&R nt Wawannabe Dec 2020 #86

... and don't forget my slack old white ass. If Covid is a fraud, so's the vaccine ... marble falls Dec 2020 #87

Please kick that orange ass hard! Nt spooky3 Dec 2020 #88

My middle aged pale ass agrees with you, Malaise. Niagara Dec 2020 #90

Agree! Nitram Dec 2020 #93

Just to be a complete contrarian (French for "ass"), an alternative vaccine strategy: JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2020 #94