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StrictlyRockers

(3,859 posts) Fri Dec 31, 2021, 05:46 PM Dec 2021

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"Why are you wearing a mask?" [View all]

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RANDO AT THE MARKET: "Why are you wearing a mask?"

ME: "So I don't catch whatever makes you act like that."

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"Why are you wearing a mask?" [View all] StrictlyRockers Dec 2021 OP

ME: "Well, ---cough, cough---I just tested---cough--- positive and I needed to---cough, cough, cough Atticus Dec 2021 #1

lol perfect StrictlyRockers Dec 2021 #2

OOOOOooooooooooh! Brilliant!!!!! calimary Dec 2021 #19

So I don't catch your myrid of diseases.... paleotn Dec 2021 #3

Priceless!! mgardener Dec 2021 #4

"I'm not wearing a mask because . . . " Aussie105 Dec 2021 #5

Good one! LoisB Dec 2021 #6

good one Demovictory9 Dec 2021 #7

I've worn them even before Fauci said to do so. BlackSkimmer Dec 2021 #8

Same here Rebl2 Dec 2021 #10

Me too. GoodRaisin Dec 2021 #16

Because zipplewrath Dec 2021 #9

+1 NJCher Dec 2021 #12

So I can live long enough to vote against that MF traitor, Donald Trump. Patterson Dec 2021 #11

Proper response: "To protect your sorry ass ignorant self" Bucky Dec 2021 #13

I say to people when asked, I woke up with flu symptoms. Emile Dec 2021 #14

Bam! Picaro Dec 2021 #15

I answered one of them with, "Because I can read. What's your excuse"? Ford_Prefect Dec 2021 #17

This is beautiful! ShazzieB Jan 2022 #25

none of your businness. i love the comeback. AllaN01Bear Dec 2021 #18

Love it. niyad Dec 2021 #20

It's none of their business and I would have explained it quite salty terms... VarryOn Dec 2021 #21

i read almost the entire thread. barbtries Dec 2021 #22

because I am not a Trump-humping piece of shit Skittles Dec 2021 #23

Hasn't happened like that for me, yet. cayugafalls Jan 2022 #24

Ha ha! ShazzieB Jan 2022 #26

Quoting the Golden Rule may be effective. KY_EnviroGuy Jan 2022 #27

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