General Discussion

One, he spends the rest of his life in court, and successfully manages to join Limbaugh and Zombie Herman Cain on another plane of existence before a jury renders a verdict and a judge orders him taken into custody. He leaves behind nothing but debt and a "brand" so toxic that his family changes names to something less offensive, like Merkin. Or Santorum.

The other, some kind of plea deal where he manages to throw his family, his lawyers, half his former administration, multiple slates of fake electors, and a dozen current and former members of Congress under the bus in exchange for house arrest and probation for life. He will still be in court until he dies, testifying against the lot of them