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H2O Man

(73,671 posts)
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 06:43 PM Feb 22

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About those "frozen embryos" ...... I thawed of sending this as a private message, because it's not for public conception. It's important that no republicans learn of this, because it's a secret. Starting today, the Deep State has employment openings for those who can go undercover to register frozen embryos to vote in states with republican majorities.

As we know, Tim and Lydia Ridgeway set the Frozen Embryo Olympic record. See below:
https://abc7ny.com/longest-frozen-embryos-twins-born-lydia-and-timothy-ridgeway-30-years-ago/12479248/

We will focus on registering those frozen embryos that will be 18 by election day, and signing them up for mail-in ballots. Note: Because Phase Two of the Secret Operation is undercover, when you apply at the Deep State, ask about free trips to Central and South America, to smuggle frozen embryos in time to register them.

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Help Wanted [View all] H2O Man Feb 22 OP
Ohhh, this is SO good, Waterman. blm Feb 22 #1
Too good H2O Man Feb 22 #3
Can we post it elsewhere? blm Feb 22 #14
Wicked wicked man Saoirse9 Feb 22 #2
With mustard! H2O Man Feb 22 #4
Mean and not wicked? Saoirse9 Feb 22 #5
Wicked mean. H2O Man Feb 22 #6
This is deliciously good. yorkster Feb 22 #7
About two weeks ago, H2O Man Feb 22 #8
There's got to be a way...now, of course, I'm yorkster Feb 22 #16
Never sure if you're being flippant or not too serious. But about posting a picture here on DU erronis Feb 22 #22
Thank you! H2O Man Feb 22 #24
Effin Brilliant malaise Feb 22 #9
I'm confident H2O Man Feb 22 #10
Hehehehehhehee malaise Feb 22 #11
Will Soros pay a bonus dweller Feb 22 #12
Lololololololololololol blm Feb 22 #15
Brilliant! H2O Man Feb 22 #18
Brilliant! H2O Man Feb 22 #19
Boys, hold onto your sperm! The Lord demands it! erronis Feb 22 #23
In the meantime... mercuryblues Feb 22 #13
My impression H2O Man Feb 22 #17
So any child born from IVF is actually 9 months older than they thought. patphil Feb 22 #20
You raise important points. H2O Man Feb 22 #21
older than that mercuryblues Feb 23 #42
True! Imagine, old enough to vote while still in diapers! patphil Feb 23 #43
I think I will move there mercuryblues Feb 23 #45
Hate to think what these science-illiterate types will do with human asexual reproduction erronis Feb 22 #25
Long, long ago, H2O Man Feb 22 #31
Oooh. I love the idea of migrant embryos! Easterncedar Feb 22 #26
It has promise. H2O Man Feb 22 #32
Perfect! Easterncedar Feb 22 #37
I'm glad you mentioned that. H2O Man Feb 22 #40
Once again you remind me why H2O Man is the best poster on DU! PurgedVoter Feb 22 #27
You are too kind. H2O Man Feb 22 #33
I would but minimum wage just doesn't cut it. KS Toronado Feb 22 #28
They have unlimited money. H2O Man Feb 22 #34
Alright I'm in then ! KS Toronado Feb 23 #41
Hilarious! Thanks. nt TeamProg Feb 22 #29
Thank you! H2O Man Feb 22 #35
Bwahahaahaa spanone Feb 22 #30
Okay, now I have H2O Man Feb 22 #36
Thumbs up 👍 Emile Feb 22 #38
Thanks! H2O Man Feb 22 #39
The law says they're eligible to vote. Kid Berwyn Feb 23 #44
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