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MineralMan

(146,351 posts) Fri Mar 8, 2024, 12:13 PM Mar 8

Katie Britt Was Missing Just Two Things [View all]

It would have been a perfect Trumpish rebuttal had she:

1. Worn an apron.
2. Pulled a tray of freshly baked cookies out of her oven.

Since the MAGA idea of a women's place is in the kitchen or the maternity ward, not including those two things spoiled her little kitchen counter chat with America.

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Katie Britt Was Missing Just Two Things [View all] MineralMan Mar 8 OP

As I was watching it... underpants Mar 8 #1

I was wondering why she isn't pregnant? n/t brewens Mar 8 #2

And she had exactly 2 kids and then stopped. ShazzieB Mar 8 #40

Only two kids? Omnipresent Mar 8 #55

Maybe her husband just couldn't stand her voice anymore. rubbersole Mar 8 #56

Did they show her below the waist? Bayard Mar 8 #62

A shot of her bare feet lame54 Mar 8 #3

Some Pentecostals would burn her at the stake for that Kennah Mar 8 #4

A MAGA hat Traildogbob Mar 8 #5

A brain and a heart. tavernier Mar 8 #6

A box of kleenex to dry her crocodile tears over America DemocraticPatriot Mar 8 #7

The pig that Mrs. Vanilla, lying Handmaiden supports is a ... LenaBaby61 Mar 8 #64

I think she was going for an Oscar last night peggysue2 Mar 8 #8

High school theater, more like. MineralMan Mar 8 #17

Epic fail. SergeStorms Mar 8 #39

Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 8 #68

Pulled a tray of frozen embryos out of the freezer Stuckinthebush Mar 8 #9

That should be something SNL should do. LiberalFighter Mar 8 #14

Great idea! Stuckinthebush Mar 8 #16

With a babysitter getting last minute instuction to watch Billy and Sally and while mom opens the freezer door...... usaf-vet Mar 8 #44

Oh, my yes! MineralMan Mar 8 #18

And then she could give them all names. Waterford, Brockenfeld, Quincy, Margauxxe, Palmerton, Darcee Lee... progressoid Mar 8 #38

They could've really nailed by having Mark Robinson on with her. bluesbassman Mar 8 #10

Then what the hell is she doing in the US Senate then? ProudMNDemocrat Mar 8 #11

Opportunist HandmaidsTaleUntold Mar 8 #48

Forgot grabbing a beer out of the refrigerator and taking it to her sports watching hubby. sinkingfeeling Mar 8 #12

Her husband.... SergeStorms Mar 8 #45

The overacting was just too dramatic. Ugh. ms liberty Mar 8 #13

The GOP just don't have a clue. LiberalFighter Mar 8 #15

She needed a passle of unkempt children nocoincidences Mar 8 #19

Indeed it does. MineralMan Mar 8 #20

And my first guess for those two things NanaCat Mar 8 #21

They're Republicans, after all... MineralMan Mar 8 #22

I was wondering where her apron was. TSExile Mar 8 #23

Sounds like she was one vacuum shy of doing the Kari Lake shtick before TSF appeared at a Lake rally Attilatheblond Mar 8 #24

I think that a costume change would also help LetMyPeopleVote Mar 8 #25

And her kitchen was out of style! barbaraann Mar 8 #26

It did have a 70s-80s look. MineralMan Mar 8 #28

I love to watch the "cheap decorating" and home staging shows. barbaraann Mar 8 #29

We sold our mid-50s house in 2021. MineralMan Mar 8 #30

Sounds like you did just the right thing! barbaraann Mar 8 #33

I had an old 'blunderbuss' of a gas Stove in my 1st home (built in 1907), I don't think the stove was that old, but SWBTATTReg Mar 8 #60

Most mannequins would appear more sentient. Ping Tung Mar 8 #27

3 and 4 ..pregnant and barefoot agingdem Mar 8 #31

Well, we didn't see her feet, but she MineralMan Mar 8 #32

I've read everyone's comments MustLoveBeagles Mar 8 #34

What was also missing BaronChocula Mar 8 #35

Pearls? Oopsie Daisy Mar 8 #36

She had a cross instead. MineralMan Mar 8 #37

Clutched HandmaidsTaleUntold Mar 8 #43

Actually, just one sarge43 Mar 8 #41

Scary Movie HandmaidsTaleUntold Mar 8 #42

She could have, at least, birthed a baby or two to provide emphasis to her points. jaxexpat Mar 8 #46

No one has ever cooked or baked anything mcar Mar 8 #47

That's probably true. MineralMan Mar 8 #49

You'd think the people who staged that mess mcar Mar 8 #50

Well, that was the least of the problems with that whole setup. MineralMan Mar 8 #51

Oh yeah mcar Mar 8 #52

Well, anyone with any brains saw that it was a total failure. MineralMan Mar 8 #53

And that includes Jindal and Rubio mcar Mar 8 #54

Counting her maid? FakeNoose Mar 8 #58

Oh, you know she has staff mcar Mar 8 #65

I could only come up with one thing she was missing. Dem2theMax Mar 8 #57

Shoes? lame54 Mar 8 #59

Also, a tin hat and voo doo doll DaBronx Mar 8 #61

Yep, an apron would've put her right back in a '50s-era sitcom like... brush Mar 8 #63

Why was she gasping for breath? She have a lung problem? Emile Mar 8 #66

3. Getting up on the kitchen table and giving birth. SamKnause Mar 8 #67