What would you say if you were being asked if you could impartially serve on Diaper Don's Jury? [View all]

My reply would probably go like this, and I wouldn't be allowed to finish before I was escorted out. "Well, out where I live, the only men that wear that much makeup know how to blend, and their wigs look a lot better on them. As far as suits go, I think a huge body in a suit like that call for a larger leg for ease and drape. I mean look at that line and you know his tailor hates him. That's my view but then I don't know much about trying to hide a diaper under a suit."

Then again, this might be my reply, "Innocent or guilty, getting that ugly orange painted face out of every single news article would be a public service."

Had to say, but it would not take a long search for them to figure out from social media that I wasn't what they were looking for.