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edhopper

(33,667 posts) Sat Apr 20, 2024, 02:07 PM Apr 20

I am sick of all this anti-flatuism [View all]

So the big orange turd farts? I fart, everybody farts. Let's not make fun of the open pustule on humanity for blowing some gas out of his enormous, diapered ass.
We are better than that. Can't we give the corrupt, fascist pile of dog shit a break an let his natural body functions, hampered by drugs and a horrendous diet, rip a few.

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I am sick of all this anti-flatuism [View all] edhopper Apr 20 OP

It's not really clear True Dough Apr 20 #1

The greatest thing I've ever seen! Traildogbob Apr 20 #59

The House Freedom Caucus' Floor Action Response Team is right there with ya! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 20 #2

I've never farted. LuckyCharms Apr 20 #3

Yeah, women don't fart, they just hold it in and it comes out as drama. sop Apr 20 #33

LOL! 😀 claudette Apr 20 #42

I think I'd rather get blasted with the flatulance. nt Shermann Apr 20 #52

I'm sure you release just a small puff of perfumed powder. tblue37 Apr 20 #60

More like a huge mushroom cloud. n/t LuckyCharms Apr 20 #61

lol I didn't mean to 😊 Cha Apr 20 #67

This is such a caring board BeyondGeography Apr 20 #4

Or lean. keithbvadu2 Apr 20 #15

He is fair game. We will fight him with every tactic possible. Irish_Dem Apr 20 #5

oh fer' christ's sake - it's a friggin joke! stopdiggin Apr 20 #28

I didn't know it was a joke. Irish_Dem Apr 20 #32

Ummmm .... (re-reading OP) .... Okaaay! stopdiggin Apr 20 #37

My descriptions edhopper Apr 20 #39

I thought it was a good rant. Irish_Dem Apr 20 #41

No it didn't arthritisR_US Apr 21 #81

I didn't either, so it was a joke, ok a real arthritisR_US Apr 21 #80

THIS malaise Apr 20 #29

Yes he is so thin skinned, humiliation will work on him. Irish_Dem Apr 20 #34

People want to take it as some fecking joke arthritisR_US Apr 21 #82

You have missed the point, I'm afraid Warpy Apr 20 #6

Yup. Most do NOT lose all "manners" when they age. Fewer, clearly never had them. TSF is the latter. hlthe2b Apr 20 #13

I agree. But what worries me is that at a certain age they begin to take on more "substance". CincyDem Apr 20 #7

No shit? ... Well, hopefully not. keithbvadu2 Apr 20 #16

I think you mean "No shart": a gas that unexpectedly turns into a liquid or solid. Ewww...lol CincyDem Apr 20 #19

Forgive me. I'm from common stock. keithbvadu2 Apr 20 #21

Step up man. Ya gotta know your biophysics. :-) CincyDem Apr 20 #22

Suddenly I'm eight years old. nolabear Apr 20 #38

True fear is that first fart following a bout of diarrhea. sop Apr 20 #47

You never forget your first. n/t CincyDem Apr 20 #49

At a certain age, decent elders no longer TRUST farts to be flatulance Model35mech Apr 20 #23

A fart with a surprise in it. Permanut Apr 21 #76

I try to not fart in rooms occupied by other people, as I am a decent human being. Voltaire2 Apr 20 #8

We all fart, even the my shit don't stink crowd. If we didn't we would explode. Srkdqltr Apr 20 #9

Uh Huh... I've yet to know anyone even with identified medical problem who did not apologize hlthe2b Apr 20 #10

The Godfarter shits diapers and reeks Ponietz Apr 20 #11

Mel Brooks has a movie role for him. The Wizard Apr 20 #12

The Bean Scene? n/t EndlessWire Apr 20 #50

OK, but what about farting in bed Disaffected Apr 20 #14

You know the one about... CincyDem Apr 20 #30

Ok, I am willing to give it a try. Beastly Boy Apr 20 #17

It's legitimate to attack him because, in his case, he's trying to poison the judge and jury. Wonder Why Apr 20 #18

He's a psychopathic habitual criminal, racist, rapist, grifter, thug, cheat, bully, draft-dodging tax evader DJ Porkchop Apr 20 #20

Rolaids consumes 47 times it's weight ... DJ Synikus Makisimus Apr 20 #24

I think you are mistaken stopdiggin Apr 20 #35

Trump is the worst school bully you ever knew, times a million. Any mockery from us isn't enough. Doodley Apr 20 #25

What we need is a total eclipse of the fart. GreenWave Apr 20 #26

Turn around, bright eyes... Sky Jewels Apr 20 #72

Your opinion is a breath of fresh air in this debate Bucky Apr 20 #27

I am not that big a person. Mocking him is the least I can do considering jrthin Apr 20 #31

So much fun.... Talitha Apr 20 #36

What this thread needs is sound effects. nolabear Apr 20 #40

Maybe he needs a car air freshener around his neck sakabatou Apr 20 #43

A little lower edhopper Apr 20 #44

Most of us don't do it in at a table full of people. Mountainguy Apr 20 #45

Depends if there is a dog around to blame it on. nt Shermann Apr 20 #53

Meh. Elessar Zappa Apr 20 #46

Did anyone actually report anywhere that there were audible farts? birdographer Apr 20 #48

Yes EndlessWire Apr 20 #54

OK, thanks for this vital update! birdographer Apr 20 #68

I think he's passing more than wind.... DemocraticPatriot Apr 20 #58

Well, we sure can't STOP him... DemocraticPatriot Apr 20 #51

Then he needs to be honest with the judge on why he needs more frequent bathroom breaks. Iggo Apr 20 #55

Well put.. Pototan Apr 20 #56

How "natural" is it? I think Trump is flatuant (and incontinent) above and beyond normal because of bad life decisions.. Silent3 Apr 20 #57

Flatuation enid602 Apr 20 #62

Why do people say "excuse me" after they fart? JoseBalow Apr 20 #63

I'd say True Dough Apr 20 #69

Thar she Balows! JoseBalow Apr 20 #71

Is it really any surprise he's flatulent? Gruenemann Apr 20 #64

That's a bumper sticker right there: Alice Kramden Apr 20 #66

Or, as Dubya called his buddy ... Pootie Poot. Sky Jewels Apr 20 #74

Seriously? Aussie105 Apr 20 #65

Um, edhopper was being satiric. Sky Jewels Apr 20 #73

LOL 😂 Emile Apr 20 #70

NOPE. No breaks for this orange POS. FlyingPiggy Apr 21 #75

We can always count on edhopper.. Permanut Apr 21 #77

If asked about this, trump will respond, "Thanks to Democrats, I can no longer light a match in court." Silent Type Apr 21 #78

It's not normal flatuism. It's like when I used to drink a lot of beer. Like a superheated shit plasma! Not unlike what brewens Apr 21 #79

This thread really stinks... Just_Vote_Dem Apr 21 #83

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Apr 21 #84