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UpInArms

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5. Of course!

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2024, 09:40 AM

Apr 12

We all hoard hairspray and move it around to hide it from the FBI!

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Trump's valet 'thought ex-president was hoarding hairspray' in boxes that contained secret papers [View all] BumRushDaShow Apr 12 OP

Yes, but he declassified the hairspray in his own mind! Wonder Why Apr 12 #1

An honest mistake Blue Owl Apr 12 #2

You're really good at *rump snark MorbidButterflyTat Apr 12 #31

Who told him to say that? LiberalFighter Apr 12 #3

It's pretty damn stupid so either he came up with it or trump told him to. bullimiami Apr 12 #4

i was going to say that , but i say who paid him to say that. AllaN01Bear Apr 12 #16

Borowitz. murielm99 Apr 12 #30

Of course! UpInArms Apr 12 #5

He can't even tell a believable lie. Irish_Dem Apr 12 #6

We are not dealing with intelligent 'criminals'... pandr32 Apr 12 #18

Not all the GOP criminals are stupid. Irish_Dem Apr 12 #19

Yes. There are also psychopaths in key places. pandr32 Apr 12 #23

Yes there must be some very smart psychopaths keeping it all going. Irish_Dem Apr 12 #25

Thank you! Delphinus Apr 12 #22

I was feeling a little low this morning . . . AverageOldGuy Apr 12 #7

Looking at TFG's doo, I can see how Nauta could believe it. Or is he claiming plausible deniability? ... marble falls Apr 12 #8

Someone had written on them in Sharpie, "JUST HAIRSPRAY! NO CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN HERE!" tanyev Apr 12 #9

Didnt he have pictures of spilled docs with classification markings on his phone? getagrip_already Apr 12 #10

My goodness yes Waltine moniss Apr 12 #11

I've often wondered whether his dementia might be due in part to trusty elf Apr 12 #12

Aqua Net! mentalsolstice Apr 12 #13

I think it works as a blowtorch too. twodogsbarking Apr 12 #20

I keep some on hand for flying insect emergencies intrepidity Apr 12 #29

And there it is. The stupidest fucking thing I have read all day. Ray Bruns Apr 12 #14

Glad to oblige! BumRushDaShow Apr 12 #24

K&R just because... llmart Apr 12 #15

Oh, horseshit... LudwigPastorius Apr 12 #17

Anyone believe him? Anyone? twodogsbarking Apr 12 #21

Liar! Anyone who has moved a box of papers knows the difference. n/t FSogol Apr 12 #26

How many bottles of hairspray were there? Any fingerprints on them? LiberalFighter Apr 12 #27

Oh, Walt! ChazInAz Apr 12 #28

Well, but, to be fair intrepidity Apr 12 #32

that kernal popped et tu Apr 12 #33

The guy has numerous witnesses, documentary, and video evidence that he Prairie Gates Apr 12 #34

Such BS Owl Apr 12 #35