How to silence a MAGA mouth. [View all]

My brother and are a couple of old retired guys. We go out about once a month for a heart attack special breakfast, to solve the world's problems and just generally catch up. After breakfast we will hit the local junk stores that call themselves antique stores. This happens in the reddest of the red part of rural North Florida. We were standing shoulder to shoulder commenting on something in a glass display case when in walks Mr. Maga, Trump hat and all. He comes up behind us and says, loud enough for the whole store to hear, "It's getting mighty intimate in here." I turned to face mr. loud mouth and calmly told him, "Its ok, he (bro) is trans and he used to be my wife, now we are just good friends." The look on the man's face was priceless, it was if I had scalded him with hot water. He stammered and stuttered and replied, "Well, I don't know about all of that" and slithered off. There was a young couple standing a couple of yards away who seemed to be highly amused. My brother just smiled and whispered to me, "You know you are an asshole." Yea, I replied back, I know.