So yesterday I went into [View all]

a big retail store and, when walking down the aisle I cut my arm on the side of one of their shelves.

It wasn't a bad cut, but deep enough to start bleeding pretty good. I acknowledge my old skin is as thin as a sheet of MAGA lies, but I did go to a clerk and request a bandaid and also point out the sharp edge.

Apparently I interrupted their phone time because she responded, "oh, yeah, it happens to me all the time."

I located a bandaid.