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Bretton Garcia

(970 posts)

17. Not a "song"; a " hymn," a "psalm."

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #10)

Thu Jun 21, 2018, 03:15 AM

Jun 2018

Last edited Thu Jun 21, 2018, 04:40 AM - Edit history (3)

Please try to respect our sacred "oral tradition."

The great OEOHFPPE is our sacred figure, our sacred belief. And should. be respected, and given special rights.

Just like all other beliefs.

And by the way, the great OEOAFPPE should never be called "ooof," or "Oaf," or even" Poop," as some very immature and disrespectful people do.

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Do one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaters exist? [View all] Major Nikon Jun 2018 OP

I have seen no compelling evidence for the existence of flying purple people eaters. Iggo Jun 2018 #1

Is it safe to assume your answer is no, but you can't provide proof? Major Nikon Jun 2018 #3

It's safe to say my reply is... Iggo Jun 2018 #9

There.1) is no positive evidence for them. Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #18

But if you just have faith in them, they are real Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #16

Not to mention less invasive than some other placebos Major Nikon Jun 2018 #19

I've seen drawings and heard a song about one The Genealogist Jun 2018 #2

Your evidence is as solid as most mythologies. Major Nikon Jun 2018 #4

I see no more evidence for deities than I do for flying purple people eaters The Genealogist Jun 2018 #5

We'll I was on DMT once and... eom. docgee Jun 2018 #6

"Who wears short shorts?" Arkansas Granny Jun 2018 #7

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini Voltaire2 Jun 2018 #8

Ain't There a Song About 'Em? MineralMan Jun 2018 #10

Voila! Major Nikon Jun 2018 #11

Not a "song"; a " hymn," a "psalm." Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #17

Written by Sheb Woolley - "Rawhide" "High Noon" & "The Outlaw Josie Wales" underpants Jun 2018 #26

It may seem merely human in origin... Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #33

Well... yeah underpants Jun 2018 #34

OF COURSE they do. AZ8theist Jun 2018 #12

Hi Major Nikon - Thank you for posting this! Pendrench Jun 2018 #13

Thanks for your honest reply Major Nikon Jun 2018 #14

Thank you for taking the time to reply to my post. Pendrench Jun 2018 #15

I have certain belief edhopper Jun 2018 #20

? Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #21

All you really logically know from this is He is a liar Major Nikon Jun 2018 #22

Maybe. Though? Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #24

My other ways of knowing edhopper Jun 2018 #32

Of course they exist, and I have faith that they are mauve. Pope George Ringo II Jun 2018 #23

You are a person of very great faith. Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #25

If I am the only one who has actually seen them should I be concerned?? dameatball Jun 2018 #27

Heaven be praised !$!$ You are the foretold prophet $$$$ Bretton Garcia Jun 2018 #35

Purple People Eaters ! stonecutter357 Jun 2018 #28

Yep. There's video. DetlefK Jun 2018 #29

Don't forget their clergy here on earth Cuthbert Allgood Jun 2018 #30

Doesn't show it flying, so I'll have to take this with a heavy dose of skepticism Major Nikon Jun 2018 #31