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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:06 PM Original message |
How do you handle people who try and get you to go to church with them? |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. As Nancy Reagan said: Just say no |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:32 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. and usually that answer suffices but these particular neighbors |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. maybe they get points for bringing new people |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:42 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. hey don't laugh |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:47 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. You should ask them if there's a toaster or anything for joining |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:49 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. No, Toasters are for being a New Gay Recruit (TM) |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:36 PM Response to Reply #17 |
34. I'd hold out for the big screen TV... |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:50 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. what KW said |
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tblue37 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 11:06 PM Response to Reply #8 |
36. Like a toaster oven? (eom) |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. My landlords are churchgoing christians |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I see you are in the Bay Area of California |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:34 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Well, you've got a point there |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. Just say NO |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:48 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. i have, repeatedly |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:50 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Have you tried, "NO, GOD DAMN IT!"? |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:51 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. ROFL |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 08:22 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Ask if they use real blood for communion |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 09:03 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. see post #3 |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
7. Ask them if they would allow you to do the naked spiral dance |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:37 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. ..... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:37 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I am evil and must be stopped! |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:44 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. great idea! I'll tell em I just had my 7 veils cleaned for that very |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:45 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Somehow that is not a surprise! |
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caty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
16. You don't owe these people an explanation. |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 09:05 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. that's pretty much how it's been going with these neighbors |
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dropkickpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
21. Tell 'em no |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 09:06 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. hehehehe |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
26. Ask About Ritual Sacrifices? |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. "Oh and by the way, can I borrow your cat?" |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:22 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. Now That's An Attention Getter! |
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Telly Savalas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
27. Ask them if the church lets you bring your own beer in |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. i do sometimes say AA is my religion |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 11:08 PM Response to Reply #31 |
37. Are You A Friend Of Bill? |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 11:14 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. why yes I am |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 11:22 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Me Too! |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
28. What about when their kids ask YOUR kid to attend? And your kid is not really into it but |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:09 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. As A Fellow Southerner |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:35 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. A non-Mormon in UTAH? Celestial Sacrilege, Batman! |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 10:38 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Celestial Sacrilege! |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
40. I went |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
41. True story: One night when Mormons knocked on the door |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:49 AM Response to Reply #41 |
52. great rant: Aussie atheist flies to Salt Lake City to try to win souls for Darwin |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-25-06 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
42. I said "No thanks Mom!" |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 12:49 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. You Had Your Chance! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:07 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. That also happened to me! |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:12 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Duct Tape, Yeah, That Would Be Cool! |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
43. They won't stop asking.... |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
47. I say what I said this morning: |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:16 AM Response to Original message |
48. Throw them off your trail... |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
49. Dress really whorish, so they're too embarassed to be seen with you. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:29 AM Response to Original message |
50. Tell the straight out what you think and how you feel about |
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Dastard Stepchild (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-26-06 01:34 AM Response to Original message |
51. Just a firm and unwavering no thanks... |
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