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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 08:38 PM Original message |
Disturbing news: I am not in my brother's will, which apparently involves 3 mystery jars |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the phrase "mystery jars." |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 08:44 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I vaguely recall having a drunk discussion 25 years ago about some jar |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
2. If a letter and a candle arrives, don't light the candle... |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:15 AM Response to Reply #2 |
24. What does that mean? |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 10:19 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. There's a story of a spurned poet |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 07:05 AM Response to Reply #28 |
32. I figured something supernatural but that's even creepier |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
4. My step mother told us when my Dad dies she will send his ashes with a note in the mail. |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:05 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I have plans for my ashes... |
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peacefreak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 07:28 AM Response to Reply #6 |
23. sounds like a |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-30-09 08:50 AM Response to Reply #6 |
45. ... |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Heh |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. Are the mystery jars immediately relevant? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:27 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. The idea of the mystery jars has had me bursting into laughter for the entire day. |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:36 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. I wish we had 3 mystery jars in my family. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:39 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Oh Christ, now I have totally lost it. |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 10:16 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. Give me a year |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:00 PM Response to Reply #11 |
42. Your descriptions bring to mind Nitt Witt Ridge in Cambria California |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-30-09 08:56 AM Response to Reply #42 |
49. Oh, it's gorgeous. |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:00 PM Response to Reply #11 |
43. removed-dupe |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-30-09 08:54 AM Response to Reply #11 |
46. Are we related? |
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Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. If you can't count on your family |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
9. At least your sister still talks to you |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:40 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. She talks AT me |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:50 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Then perhaps I should consider myself lucky |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. LOL |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
12. I bet the jars are empty. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:42 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. No...no, I think not. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
16. The jars are kept hermetically sealed under Funk and Wagnell's porch. |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
17. It's probably marinated duck. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:47 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Knowing him, it's duck tar tar |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 10:26 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Probably a good thing you know where your duck is then. |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
25. Beware mystery jars: |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
26. Write a book...oh please, please, please write a book. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:53 AM Response to Reply #26 |
35. I think you ought to write one about your mom/grandmother |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:54 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. We can collaborate and write a fictionalized account, drawing from |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 10:22 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. The Great Passive-Aggressive Turban Incident of '09 |
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DeepBlueC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
27. mystery jars...what a drama queen |
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seaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
29. Well, I am intrigued... |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:37 AM Response to Reply #29 |
33. All I need to do is say the word "assault" and he runs |
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seaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-30-09 08:48 AM Response to Reply #33 |
44. Perhaps the magical phrase |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-30-09 08:55 AM Response to Reply #44 |
48. I've been thinking about this for days and I've come to the conclusion that |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 12:57 AM Response to Original message |
30. That reminds me of a disturbing and funny story... |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 09:38 AM Response to Reply #30 |
34. LOL |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 06:14 AM Response to Original message |
31. He sounds pretty fucked up. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 11:43 AM Response to Reply #31 |
40. I got nothing from my dad's estate. My bro got everything. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-30-09 08:55 AM Response to Reply #31 |
47. That's terrible. |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
37. Freaky. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
39. Your brother is Bob Barker? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 11:44 AM Response to Reply #39 |
41. LOL! |
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