Welcome!
Yes, that's right! For those of you that remember my 1,000th Post Extravaganza, this party promises to be even more debaucherous and raucous than the last one! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yes, I've really gone all out, this time. Last time was SO tame.
Booze all around!
:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:
There's only one rule at this party: No Crack-Smoking. Everything else is fair game. Oh- and don't bang into the turn-table. MAJOR party-foul, man.
Alright, now that we've got that out of the way, have a look at some of the depraved activities on tap. There's mud-wrestling:
And midget tossing:
Whoooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo!
And if you want to get into the REALLY sick stuff, just head on through these beaded curtains:
but you have to sign a waiver first. BullGooseLoony bears no responsibility for any of the goings-on behind those curtains. But, don't worry, we have a licensed proctologist on the premises.
Oh...not interested in that room, yet? Well, hey...have some more booze! Down the hatch!
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
Of course, if you prefer a more psychedelic trip we've also got some of the sticky-icky indica...:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: Awwww yeah don't choke now. :hippie:
Hey, I heard some celebrities might be showing up...Yeah! Look over there...it's J-Lo!
And there's Michael Jackson!
(Crap- Keep him away from the midgets- we're only renting them.) I think he showed up with this guy:
Hey, buddy, have a beer! :toast: Where's my Speak and Spell?
And...whoa....is that who I think it is? It is...it's fucking Gandhi, man!! NICE!!
Only his head made it, though...weird. I love you anyway, man! And that's NOT just the booze talkin! You ROCK!! Hey, Mahatma...watch out for that creepy guy in the corner...
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I don't know what the hell he's doing, but he might be 5-0. :wtf: Seriously, man. He stole the donuts out of my pantry.
Alright, folks...it's been grand. Thanks for showing up to my party...but I'm feelin pretty wasted, and I think I'm gonna go pass out. I'm leaving Mahatma in charge.
I'm not looking forward to tomorrow mornin.
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