1. The Banana Republic's bozo brigade raided a banana boat
looking for bombs.
Actually, they had good reason to check the boat out, but found nothing but a threatening note scrawled on a pillar in the cargo hold of the boat. They just should have held off reporting it until they knew something solid.. it was non-news.
3. But the average dork will just remember that story and
add it to his/her references of how * is keeping us safer, along with the idea there hasn't been an attack since 9/11 and we're fighting them over there so we won't fight them over here. I want it denounced for the claptrap it is.
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