Welcome to this week's DUzy Awards, honoring killer quips, caustic comments and comedic contumaciousness from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!
Feel free to add your own choices. The soon-to-be-coveted DUzies will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Unless this gets deep-sixed to the Lounge, in which case, fuggedaboudit.
OP by Philosoraptor: Yeeeee haaaah! They's havin' a hangin' t'day ma! C'n me 'n Clyde go?We ain't bin to a good hangin' in a good long dam time ma, c'mon, let us go to the hangin' n' take a picnic basket with some o' that good fried chicken and lemonade just like the good ol' days!
We c'n take the little n's too! They's hangin' Saddam bin Laden t'day ma, he's the turrist whom what attacked us on nine one one, that'll teach im' ta mess with Amurka huh ma?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2996224 on Sparkly's poll question: What possible excuse can Chimpy come up with for blowing off Ford's funeral?response #28 from
KamaAina:
Other: Heard they would be serving pretzels at the receptionAnd to think, Harry Reid is gonna take ten times more guff from the MSM for being in South America, meeting with world leaders 'n' stuff, than the Maximum Leader is for, um, moving the pile of brush around? :eyes:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3032977#3033464 on sabra's thread: Bush: "making good progress towards coming up with a plan"response #10 by
Mr.Coffee:
i heard they're planning on making some flowcharts laterCrayola factories are on ready alert.
response #14 by
wryter2000:
He's going to keep planning to have a planuntil the sheeple forget about it.
Hey, look! Is that the missing blonde? Looks as if a shark bit her!
response #17 by
BarbaRosa:
No doubt the plan will involve some corner turning..n/thttp://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2991480 OP by BOSSHOG: Remember "Have You Forgotten about Bin Laden?"You know that powerful, well written, cosmically patriotic, right on the money, totally honest :sarcasm: country and western song by that awesome patriot daryl worley telling us all we have to go to war and kill and blow things up. And then he asks (presumably us evil liberals) have you forgotten about bin laden?
response #3 by
TomInTib:
I printed up them lyrics, BOSSAnd if our little town had a recruiting station I would be standing in front of a desk right now.
Hell, I am absolutely rarin' to go after hearing that fine song.
Thank Heavens and George W Bush that I am eligible for TDA until I am 62 years young.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3029536 on kentuck's thread: Beware when Bush goes to his ranch to "think"...response #7 by
Benhurst:
When he's at the White House, he seems to moderate his closetdrinking fairly well.
When he is at the "ranch," he is under no constraints.
Consequently I think he is more dangerous when he is playing cowboy at the pig farm.
response #18 by
madeline_con:
"...playing cowboy at the pig farm."Wouldn't that make him a "pigboy"? :rofl:
response #21 by
Benhurst:
Since he actully doesn't do any of the work, I guesshe would be considered a "rhinestone pigboy." :rofl:
response #20 by
Neshanic:
Someone should add two dummy TV remotes on his coffee table. Hilarity ensues.http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2983991