Reply #5: Okay, this is ridiculous... [View All]

At least from the perspective of my world.
There are three major malls in my area which
I generally avoid visiting at ALL costs.
However, when the dreadful days come that I do
have to go inside one of them the people I would
LEAST count on to keep me safe would be the
mall security staff.
The majority of them look like they are about
17 years old and not too bright. No offense to
anyone who is a mall security employee, this just
happens to be the case in my area.
The guards working in my area malls appear
to spend the majority of their time standing around
the rails near the escalators gawking at the teen aged
girls hanging out in the mall. I sincerely doubt that
the average testosterone pumped young mall guard
in my area is going to be paying attention to other shoppers
when a group of scantily clad young women is approaching him.
I think we could probably write a sitcom about this.
It is truly that silly, the notion that high school drop outs
working for minimum wage in cheap uniforms are now
keeping the mall safe.
The T.S.A. (thousands standing around) Mall style.
I feel so much safer.
bhn