Reply #15: My prediction: [View All]

Colon Bowel is leaving with a bang. Lots of parties, tears, hugs, coffee cups with a teddy bear inside. "Bye, it was great!" "Stay in touch!". "Call me, OK?"

Colon will settle down to his new life and start writing his memoiors. He'll consult with top-notch ghost writers who will do most of the writing, anyway. Colon will look upon a brilliant career, sitting in his easy chair, blowing smoke rings with his pipe and feeling very proud, still in his prime.

After a few weeks, the phone will stop ringing. The interviews will start to thin out. Colon will start calling the networks, to see when he can schedule a new interview about his upcoming book.

The networks are very busy. After all, Iraq is becoming a bloody civil war, and the economy is rapidly going down the toilet.

Colon even calls the newspapers to schedule interviews. No return calls. His book gets finished, his name and face is plastered all over the cover.

"My Day, My Way" is the title of the tantalizing book. Book signings are scheduled. Poor results. Not too many show up, but Colon keeps his chin up.

The day is coming, Buddy.