Reply #9: Iran to Continue Playing with Plutonium [View All]

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TEHRAN (Wreuters) - Iran's new President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Saturday the Islamic Republic "Thumbs its nose at the E.U. and U.S. and plans to continue playing with plutonium." Ahmadinejad continues, "Pressing our luck is the Iranian way." "The US didn't spank us for ransacking their embassy, so, WHAT ME WORRY?"

Apparently oblivious to U.S. President Bush's "Invade now, and Find the WMDs later" approach, the former Tehran mayor said his foreign policy seeks to reduce international threats. "Believe me, once we have the bomb, we ain't gonna take no dis{respect} from nobody in this 'hood.

The possibility of a pre-emptive nuclear strike by the U.S. or Israel against fuel enrichment facilities apparently hadn't crossed Ahmadinejad's mind.

"The Iranian nation cannot be intimidated" claimed Ahmadinejad, seemingly unaware of the chaos, starvation, and utter disorder in Iraq and Afghanistan, neighboring states which previously chose to thumb their nose at the world's pre-eminent superpower.

"We're offering them Door #1 and Door #2, but if they keep pushing, we'll show them what's behind Door #3, and it's a sky full of B-52 bombers" said an unnamed Pentagon spokesperson.