Reply #58: Lucky you, Ms. "Free and Clear!" [View All]

I'm hoping to hang on until the hyperinflation, at which point I will pay off our mortgage using money embezzled from the black market sale of forty bars of slave-made chocolate that my son is supposed to sell for his school "field trip" fund.

I'm such an old fart I remember when school field trips were free, and you could go to your local community college for little more than the price of a few used books.

Bloody hell, my first quarter at the University of California cost me less than $500, and that included my living expenses and a few cases of beer. And my student I.D. doubled as a bus pass, which was pretty handy after I drank all that beer.

Oh, by the way, Arnold is a big weenie. I predict he will "retire" after this horrible misadventure. In fifteen years he will reappear as the "beloved host" of a pathetic game show on PAX television involving little old ladies and ludicrously large guns, titled "Shoot the Clock" or something like that, and sponsored by "Depends."

Hell yes I am bitter about the recall election...